{"id":79461,"date":"2024-09-05T11:45:58","date_gmt":"2024-09-05T04:45:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/?p=79461"},"modified":"2024-09-05T11:45:58","modified_gmt":"2024-09-05T04:45:58","slug":"a-man-accidentally-elbows-a-womans-chest","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/a-man-accidentally-elbows-a-womans-chest\/","title":{"rendered":"A Man Accidentally Elbows a Woman\u2019s Chest"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A Man Accidentally Elbows a Woman\u2019s Chest as she is standing behind him in a hotel lobby.\n</p><p>The man apologizes profusely and says \u201cif your heart is as soft as your chest, I know you\u2019ll forgive me.\u201d\n</p><p>To which the woman replied \u201cif your tool is as hard as your elbow, I\u2019m in room 318.\u201d\n</p><p><img loading='\"lazy\"' decoding='\"async\"' class='\"aligncenter' size-full wp-image-79462 src="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/echowoven.com%5C/wp-content%5C/uploads%5C/2024%5C/09%5C/A-Man-Accidentally-Elbows-a-Woma.jpg%5C%22" alt='\"\"' width='\"564\"' height='\"1065\"' title='\"\"' srcset='\"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/A-Man-Accidentally-Elbows-a-Woma.jpg' https: sizes='\"auto,'>\n</p><div class='\"snax' snax-post-container>\n<div class='\"sharedaddy' sd-sharing-enabled>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A Man Accidentally Elbows a Woman\u2019s Chest as she is standing behind him in a hotel lobby. The man apologizes profusely and says \u201cif your heart is as soft as your chest, I know you\u2019ll forgive me.\u201d To which the woman replied \u201cif your tool is as hard as your elbow, I\u2019m in room 318.\u201d\n","protected":false},"author":30,"featured_media":79462,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-79461","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/79461","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/30"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=79461"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/79461\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":79464,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/79461\/revisions\/79464"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/79462"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=79461"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=79461"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=79461"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></div></div>