{"id":79531,"date":"2024-09-08T02:39:27","date_gmt":"2024-09-07T19:39:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/?p=79531"},"modified":"2024-09-08T02:39:27","modified_gmt":"2024-09-07T19:39:27","slug":"two-men-were-waiting-at-a-bus-stop","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/two-men-were-waiting-at-a-bus-stop\/","title":{"rendered":"Two Men Were Waiting At A Bus Stop"},"content":{"rendered":"

Two men were waiting at a bus stop and struck up a conversation.\n

One of them started complaining about his family problems.\n

After listening for a while, the other man said,\n

\u201cYou think you have family problems? Let me tell you about mine\u2026\n

A few years ago, I met a young widow with a grown-up daughter, and we got married.\n

Then, my dad married my stepdaughter.\n

That made my stepdaughter my stepmother, and my dad became my stepson-in-law. Also, my wife became the mother-in-law to her own father-in-law.\n

But it gets more complicated. My stepmother\u2014who is my stepdaughter\u2014had a son.\n

This boy is my half-brother because he\u2019s my dad\u2019s son, but he\u2019s also my wife\u2019s grandson.\n

That makes me the grandfather of my own half-brother!\n

It didn\u2019t stop there. My wife and I later had a son.\n

So now, the half-sister of my son\u2014my stepmother\u2014is also his grandmother.\n

And my dad, who is his brother-in-law, is the stepbrother of my dad\u2019s wife!\u201d\n

The other man blinked, trying to process everything, before finally fainting from the confusion.\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Two men were waiting at a bus stop and struck up a conversation. One of them started complaining about his family problems. After listening for a while, the other man said, \u201cYou think you have family problems? Let me tell you about mine\u2026 A few years ago, I met a young widow with a grown-up …\n","protected":false},"author":29,"featured_media":79532,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1183,676],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-79531","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/79531","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/29"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=79531"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/79531\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":79533,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/79531\/revisions\/79533"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/79532"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=79531"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=79531"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=79531"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}