A man scolded his son for being so unruly and the child rebelled against his father.\n
He got some of his clothes, his teddy bear and his piggy bank and proudly announced,\n
\u201cI\u2019m running away from home!\u201d\n
The father calmly decided to look at the matter logically.\n
\u201cWhat if you get hungry?\u201d he said.\n
\u201cThen I\u2019ll come home and eat!\u201d bravely declared the child.\n
\u201cAnd what if you run out of money?\u201d\n
\u201cI will come home and get some!\u201d, the child replied.\n
The man then made a final attempt,\n
\u201cWhat if your clothes get dirty?\u201d\n
\u201cThen I\u2019ll come home and let mommy wash them,\u201d was the reply.\n
The man shook his head and exclaimed,\n
\u201cThis kid is not running away from home, he\u2019s going off to college!!!\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
A man scolded his son for being so unruly and the child rebelled against his father. He got some of his clothes, his teddy bear and his piggy bank and proudly announced, \u201cI\u2019m running away from home!\u201d The father calmly decided to look at the matter logically. \u201cWhat if you get hungry?\u201d he said. \u201cThen …\n","protected":false},"author":29,"featured_media":79542,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[676,1183],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-79541","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jokes","category-funny"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/79541","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/29"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=79541"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/79541\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":79543,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/79541\/revisions\/79543"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/79542"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=79541"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=79541"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=79541"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}