{"id":79677,"date":"2024-09-06T15:18:02","date_gmt":"2024-09-06T08:18:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/?p=79677"},"modified":"2024-09-06T16:29:37","modified_gmt":"2024-09-06T09:29:37","slug":"a-blonde-arrived-for-her-first-golf","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/a-blonde-arrived-for-her-first-golf\/","title":{"rendered":"A Blonde Arrived For Her First Golf"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A blonde arrived for her first golf lesson and the pro asked her to take a swing at a ball to see how she\u2019d do.\n</p><p>The blonde did so and completely duffed the shot.\n</p><p>The pro said, \u201cYour swing is good but you\u2019re gripping the club too hard grip the club gently as you would your husband\u2019s weapon.\u201d\n</p><div class='\"code-block' code-block-5>\n<div id='\"M766151ScriptRootC1237100_125a8\"'>\n<div id='\"MarketGidComposite1237100_125a8\"'>\n<div class='\"mgbox\"'>\n<div class='\"mgheader\"'>\n<div class='\"mg_addad1237100' mglogo><img loading='\"lazy\"' decoding='\"async\"' class='\"aligncenter' size-full wp-image-79678 src="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/echowoven.com%5C/wp-content%5C/uploads%5C/2024%5C/09%5C/A-Blonde-Arrived-For-Her-First-G.jpg%5C%22" alt='\"\"' width='\"564\"' height='\"1065\"' title='\"\"' srcset='\"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/A-Blonde-Arrived-For-Her-First-G.jpg' https: sizes='\"auto,'>\n\n\n\n\n\n<p>The blonde took another shot and bared the ball 275 yards straight down the fairway.\n</p><p>The pro said, \u201cThat was excellent!! Let\u2019s try it again, only this time take the club out of your mouth.\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"</p><p>A blonde arrived for her first golf lesson and the pro asked her to take a swing at a ball to see how she\u2019d do. The blonde did so and completely duffed the shot. The pro said, \u201cYour swing is good but you\u2019re gripping the club too hard grip the club gently as you would &hellip;\n","protected":false},"author":30,"featured_media":79678,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-79677","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/79677","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/30"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=79677"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/79677\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":79680,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/79677\/revisions\/79680"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/79678"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=79677"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=79677"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=79677"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></div></div></div></div></div></div>