{"id":79719,"date":"2024-09-06T17:38:37","date_gmt":"2024-09-06T10:38:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/?p=79719"},"modified":"2024-09-06T17:39:52","modified_gmt":"2024-09-06T10:39:52","slug":"a-fed-up-wife-was-upset-about-her-husband-constantly-hanging-out-at-a-local-pub","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/a-fed-up-wife-was-upset-about-her-husband-constantly-hanging-out-at-a-local-pub\/","title":{"rendered":"A pissed-off wife was complaining about her husband spending all his free time in a bar"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2>A pissed-off wife was complaining about her husband spending all his free time in a bar.\n</h2><p>So, one night he took her along with him.\n</p><p>\u201cWhat\u2019ll you have?\u201d he asked.\n</p><p>\u201cOh, I don\u2019t know. The same as you I suppose,\u201d she replied.\n</p><p>So, the husband ordered beer and threw his down in one shot.\n</p><p><img loading='\"lazy\"' decoding='\"async\"' class='\"aligncenter' size-full wp-image-79720 src="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/echowoven.com%5C/wp-content%5C/uploads%5C/2024%5C/09%5C/Them-tieu-de-phu-3.jpg%5C%22" alt='\"\"' width='\"1170\"' height='\"1418\"' title='\"\"' srcset='\"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/Them-tieu-de-phu-3.jpg' https: sizes='\"auto,'>\n</p><p>His wife watched him, then took a sip from her glass and immediately spat it out.\n</p><p>\u201cYuck, that\u2019s TERRIBLE!\u201d she spluttered, \u201cI don\u2019t know how you can drink this stuff!\u201d\n</p><p>\u201cWell, there you go,\u201d cried the husband.\n</p><p>\u201cAnd you think I\u2019m out enjoying myself every night!\u201d\n</p><p>\ud83d\ude02\ud83e\udd23\ud83d\ude04\ud83d\ude1d\ud83c\udf7a\ud83c\udf7a\ud83c\udf7a\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"</p><p>A pissed-off wife was complaining about her husband spending all his free time in a bar. So, one night he took her along with him. \u201cWhat\u2019ll you have?\u201d he asked. \u201cOh, I don\u2019t know. The same as you I suppose,\u201d she replied. So, the husband ordered beer and threw his down in one shot. His &hellip;\n","protected":false},"author":30,"featured_media":79720,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-79719","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/79719","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/30"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=79719"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/79719\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":79723,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/79719\/revisions\/79723"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/79720"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=79719"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=79719"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=79719"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p>