{"id":79993,"date":"2024-09-10T08:12:37","date_gmt":"2024-09-10T01:12:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/?p=79993"},"modified":"2024-09-10T08:12:37","modified_gmt":"2024-09-10T01:12:37","slug":"a-woman-walks-into-a-pharmacy-one-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/a-woman-walks-into-a-pharmacy-one-day\/","title":{"rendered":"A Woman Walks Into A Pharmacy One Day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading='\"lazy\"' decoding='\"async\"' class='\"aligncenter' size-full wp-image-79995 src="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/echowoven.com%5C/wp-content%5C/uploads%5C/2024%5C/09%5C/A-Woman-Walks-Into-A-Pharmacy-On.jpg%5C%22" alt='\"\"' width='\"564\"' height='\"1065\"' title='\"\"' srcset='\"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/A-Woman-Walks-Into-A-Pharmacy-On.jpg' https: sizes='\"auto,'>\n</p><p>A woman walks into a pharmacy one day and says to the pharmacist,\n</p><p>\u201cI\u2019d like a poison that\u2019ll kill my husband but make it look like he died of natural causes.\u201d\n</p><p>The pharmacist says, \u201cMa\u2019am, not only can I not do that for you,\n</p><p>I\u2019m going to have to call the police and report you.\u201d\n</p><p>The woman removes something from her pocket and hands it to him.\n</p><p>He looks at it and discovers that it\u2019s a picture of her husband making love to the pharmacist\u2019s wife.\n</p><p>The pharmacist says, \u201cOh, you should have told me you had a prescription.\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"</p><p>A woman walks into a pharmacy one day and says to the pharmacist, \u201cI\u2019d like a poison that\u2019ll kill my husband but make it look like he died of natural causes.\u201d The pharmacist says, \u201cMa\u2019am, not only can I not do that for you, I\u2019m going to have to call the police and report you.\u201d &hellip;\n","protected":false},"author":30,"featured_media":79995,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-79993","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/79993","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/30"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=79993"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/79993\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":79997,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/79993\/revisions\/79997"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/79995"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=79993"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=79993"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=79993"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p>