{"id":80216,"date":"2024-09-11T09:09:29","date_gmt":"2024-09-11T02:09:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/?p=80216"},"modified":"2024-09-11T09:10:29","modified_gmt":"2024-09-11T02:10:29","slug":"a-blonde-is-swimming-in-a-river","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/a-blonde-is-swimming-in-a-river\/","title":{"rendered":"A Blonde Is Swimming In A River"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading='\"lazy\"' decoding='\"async\"' class='\"aligncenter' size-full wp-image-80218 src="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/echowoven.com%5C/wp-content%5C/uploads%5C/2024%5C/09%5C/A-Blonde-Is-Swimming-In-A-River.jpg%5C%22" alt='\"\"' width='\"564\"' height='\"1065\"' title='\"\"' srcset='\"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/A-Blonde-Is-Swimming-In-A-River.jpg' https: sizes='\"auto,'>\n</p><p>A blonde is swimming in a river.\n</p><p>A man walks up and asks her, \u201cWhat are you doing in there?\u201d\n</p><p>She says, \u201cI\u2019m washing my clothes.\u201d\n</p><p>The man asks, \u201cWhy don\u2019t you use a washing machine?\u201d\n</p><p>The blonde says, \u201cI tried that, but it was too dizzy.\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"</p><p>A blonde is swimming in a river. A man walks up and asks her, \u201cWhat are you doing in there?\u201d She says, \u201cI\u2019m washing my clothes.\u201d The man asks, \u201cWhy don\u2019t you use a washing machine?\u201d The blonde says, \u201cI tried that, but it was too dizzy.\u201d\n","protected":false},"author":30,"featured_media":80218,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-80216","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/80216","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/30"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=80216"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/80216\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":80219,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/80216\/revisions\/80219"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/80218"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=80216"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=80216"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=80216"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p>