{"id":80220,"date":"2024-09-11T09:11:12","date_gmt":"2024-09-11T02:11:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/?p=80220"},"modified":"2024-09-11T09:13:53","modified_gmt":"2024-09-11T02:13:53","slug":"the-husband-comes-home-with-a-scratch-on-his-chest","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/the-husband-comes-home-with-a-scratch-on-his-chest\/","title":{"rendered":"The Husband Comes Home With A Scratch On His Chest"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading='\"lazy\"' decoding='\"async\"' class='\"aligncenter' size-full wp-image-80226 src="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/echowoven.com%5C/wp-content%5C/uploads%5C/2024%5C/09%5C/n.jpg%5C%22" alt='\"\"' width='\"564\"' height='\"1065\"' title='\"\"' srcset='\"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/n.jpg' https: sizes='\"auto,'>\n</p><p>The husband comes home and worried because he has a scratch on his chest caused by a fingernail from his mistress,\n</p><p>opens the door seeing the cat asleep on the couch, gives him a tremendous kick.\n</p><p>The cat \u201cscreams\u201d a loud meow and runs out the door.\n</p><p>The wife comes in the living room and asks what happened and he angrily replied:\n</p><p>\u201cThis cat seems crazy, I was walking in and, just like that, he jumped on me and scratched me in the chest.\u201d\n</p><p>\u201cLook at that hell of a scratch!\u201d\n</p><p>The woman replied:\n</p><p>You did very well, today this fool has bitten my a***s and gave me one hell of a hickey on my neck.\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"</p><p>The husband comes home and worried because he has a scratch on his chest caused by a fingernail from his mistress, opens the door seeing the cat asleep on the couch, gives him a tremendous kick. The cat \u201cscreams\u201d a loud meow and runs out the door. The wife comes in the living room and &hellip;\n","protected":false},"author":30,"featured_media":80226,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-80220","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/80220","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/30"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=80220"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/80220\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":80227,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/80220\/revisions\/80227"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/80226"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=80220"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=80220"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=80220"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p>