{"id":80281,"date":"2024-09-11T13:39:05","date_gmt":"2024-09-11T06:39:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/?p=80281"},"modified":"2024-09-11T13:39:05","modified_gmt":"2024-09-11T06:39:05","slug":"johnny-looked-so-sad","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/johnny-looked-so-sad\/","title":{"rendered":"Johnny looked so sad"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Little Johnny looked so sad his teacher had to inquire what was wrong.\n</p><p><strong>\u201cWhat\u2019s the problem?\u201d\u00a0she asked.\n<p><strong>\u201cI hope it\u2019s not about your homework again.\u201d\n<p><strong>\u201cWell, uh, yes it is,\u201d\n<p>Little Johnny says.\n</p><p><strong>\u201cI accidentally made my homework paper into a paper aeroplane.\u201d\n<p><strong>\u201cThat wasn\u2019t the smartest thing to do,\u201d\u00a0said the teacher,\n<p><strong>\u201cBut, just this once, I\u2019ll let you just unfold the paper and hand it in.\u201d\n<p><strong>\u201cSorry, but that won\u2019t work,\u201d\n<p>Little Johnny replied, looking even sadder.\n</p><p><strong>\u201cYou see, the plane was hijacked!\u201d\n<p><img loading='\"lazy\"' decoding='\"async\"' class='\"size-full' wp-image-82959 aligncenter src="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/timelesslife.info%5C/wp-content%5C/uploads%5C/2023%5C/03%5C/832.png%5C%22" sizes='\"auto,' srcset='\"https:\/\/timelesslife.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/832.png' https: alt='\"\"' width='\"564\"' height='\"1128\"' data-adbro-processed='\"true\"' title='\"\"'>\n</p><p>A little old lady goes into the store to do some shopping.<br>\nShe is bewildered over the large selection of toilet paper.\n</p><p><strong>\u201cPardon me, sir,\u201d\u00a0she says to the store manager,\n<p><strong>\u201d but can you explain the differences in all these toilet papers?\u201d\n<p><strong>\u201cWell,\u201d\u00a0he replies pointing out one brand,\n<p><strong>\u201d this is as soft as a baby\u2019s kiss. It\u2019s $1.50 per roll.\u201d\n<p>He grabs another and says,\n</p><p><strong>\u201cThis is nice and soft as a bunny, strong but gentle, and it\u2019s $1.00 a roll.\u201d\n<p><strong><img loading='\"lazy\"' decoding='\"async\"' class='\"size-full' wp-image-82841 aligncenter src="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/timelesslife.info%5C/wp-content%5C/uploads%5C/2023%5C/03%5C/Screenshot_14-1.png%5C%22" sizes='\"auto,' srcset='\"https:\/\/timelesslife.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/Screenshot_14-1.png' https: alt='\"\"' width='\"962\"' height='\"626\"' title='\"\"'>\n<p>Pointing to the bottom shelf he tells her,\n</p><p><strong>\u201cWe call that our No Name brand, and it\u2019s 20 cents per roll.\u201d\n<p><strong>\u201cGive me the No Name,\u201d\u00a0she says.\n<p>She comes back about a week later, seeks out the manager and says,\n</p><p><strong>\u201cHey! I\u2019ve got a name for your No Name toilet paper. I call it John Wayne.\u201d\n<p><strong>\u201cWhy?\u201d\u00a0he asks.\n<p><strong>\u201cBecause it\u2019s rough, it\u2019s tough and it doesn\u2019t take crap off anybody!\u201d\n<div class='\"code-block' code-block-2>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Little Johnny looked so sad his teacher had to inquire what was wrong. \u201cWhat\u2019s the problem?\u201d\u00a0she asked. \u201cI hope it\u2019s not about your homework again.\u201d \u201cWell, uh, yes it is,\u201d Little Johnny says. \u201cI accidentally made my homework paper into a paper aeroplane.\u201d \u201cThat wasn\u2019t the smartest thing to do,\u201d\u00a0said the teacher, \u201cBut, just this &hellip;\n","protected":false},"author":30,"featured_media":80282,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-80281","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/80281","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/30"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=80281"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/80281\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":80284,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/80281\/revisions\/80284"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/80282"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=80281"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=80281"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=80281"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></div></strong></p></strong></p></strong></p></strong></p></strong></p></strong></p></strong></p></strong></p></strong></p></strong></p></strong></p></strong></p></strong></p></strong></p></strong></p></strong></p></strong></p></strong></p></strong></p>