{"id":80420,"date":"2024-09-12T09:23:07","date_gmt":"2024-09-12T02:23:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/?p=80420"},"modified":"2024-09-12T09:23:07","modified_gmt":"2024-09-12T02:23:07","slug":"a-wife-asks-her-husband-to-spend-a-lot-of-money","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/a-wife-asks-her-husband-to-spend-a-lot-of-money\/","title":{"rendered":"A Wife Asks Her Husband To Spend A Lot Of Money"},"content":{"rendered":"
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H: \u201cHey!\u201d\n W: \u201cHey honey. Are you there in the nightclub?\u201d\n H: Yes\u2026\n W: \u201cExcellent! Two blocks away from you is the mall where I am now. I just noticed this stunning mink coat. It\u2019s really very beautiful! Is it available for purchase?\n H: \u201cHow much is it?\u201d\n W: \u201cJust $1,500.\u201d\n H: \u201cAll right, then, if you really like it, go ahead and get it.\u201d\n W: \u201cOh, and I saw the 2024\u00a0models when I went to the Mercedes showroom as well. I absolutely liked the one I saw. After we spoke the salesman offered me a great deal. Given that we must exchange the BMW we purchased last year\u2026\n H: \u201cWhat was the quote he gave you?\u201d\n W: \u201cJust sixty thousand dollars\u2026\n H: \u201cAll right, but I want it with every option for that price.\u201d\n W: \u201cExcellent! But there\u2019s one more thing before we hang up.\n H: \u201cWhat?\u201d\n W: \u201cAlthough it appears excessive, I was balancing your bank account and\u2026\u201d We had looked at this house last year, and I spotted it this morning when I stopped by the real estate agent. It\u2019s discounted! Remember? The seaside home has an English garden, a swimming pool, and an acre of parkland.\n H: \u201cHow much do they want to ask?\u201d\n W: \u201cJust $450,000 is an incredible price. and I can see that we have enough money in the bank to cover it.\n H: \u201cAll right, then, just bid $420,000 and buy it.\u201d Alright?\n W: \u201cAll right, my love\u2026 Thank you! See you later! I love you!\n H: \u201cGoodbye. I love you as well.\n After hanging up, the man shuts off the call, lifts the phone and asks everyone in the room, \u201cDoes anyone know who this phone belongs to?\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" H: \u201cHey!\u201d You may like W: \u201cHey honey. Are you there in the nightclub?\u201d H: Yes\u2026 W: \u201cExcellent! Two blocks away from you is the mall where I am now. I just noticed this stunning mink coat. It\u2019s really very beautiful! Is it available for purchase? H: \u201cHow much is it?\u201d W: \u201cJust $1,500.\u201d H: …\n","protected":false},"author":30,"featured_media":80421,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-80420","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/80420","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/30"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=80420"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/80420\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":80422,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/80420\/revisions\/80422"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/80421"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=80420"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=80420"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=80420"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}