{"id":80453,"date":"2024-09-12T10:08:45","date_gmt":"2024-09-12T03:08:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/?p=80453"},"modified":"2024-09-12T10:08:45","modified_gmt":"2024-09-12T03:08:45","slug":"three-legged-chicken","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/three-legged-chicken\/","title":{"rendered":"Three Legged Chicken"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A man was driving at 80 kph one day when he was passed by a 3-legged chicken.\n</p><p>He accelerated and passed the chicken.\n</p><p>Three minutes later the chicken passed him again as he was driving at 100 kph.\n</p><p>The man tried to catch the chicken but it ran down a side road.\n</p><p>The man followed it into a farmyard but couldn\u2019t find it anywhere.\n</p><p><img loading='\"lazy\"' decoding='\"async\"' class='\"size-full' wp-image-133975 aligncenter src="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/timelesslife.info%5C/wp-content%5C/uploads%5C/2024%5C/04%5C/three-legged-chicken-1-removebg-preview.png%5C%22" alt='\"\"' width='\"324\"' height='\"400\"' title='\"\"'>\n</p><p>He saw the farmer and told him the story and the man asked for an explanation.\n</p><p>The farmer said that he, his wife and his son all liked chicken legs so he bred 3-legged chickens.\n</p><p><strong>What do they taste like?\u201d\u00a0asked the man.\n<p><strong>\u201cI don\u2019t know\u201d, replied the farmer,\n<p><strong>\u201cwe haven\u2019t caught one yet\u201d\n<p><img loading='\"lazy\"' decoding='\"async\"' class='\"size-full' wp-image-86370 aligncenter src="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/timelesslife.info%5C/wp-content%5C/uploads%5C/2023%5C/04%5C/0121.png%5C%22" sizes='\"auto,' srcset='\"https:\/\/timelesslife.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/0121.png' https: alt='\"\"' width='\"564\"' height='\"1128\"' data-adbro-processed='\"true\"' title='\"\"'>\n</p><p>Little Johnny went to the mall and rushed to a toy shop to pick up a toy plane. He gave the shopkeeper Monopoly money and then started to leave.\n</p><p>The shopkeeper told him,\n</p><p><strong>\u201cExcuse me, little boy, this isn\u2019t real money.\u201d\n<p>Little Johnny continued walking out of the shop without any reply.\n</p><p>The shopkeeper repeated himself, and Little Johnny kept walking.\n</p><p><img loading='\"lazy\"' decoding='\"async\"' class='\"size-full' wp-image-86372 aligncenter src="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/timelesslife.info%5C/wp-content%5C/uploads%5C/2023%5C/04%5C/Screenshot_581.png%5C%22" sizes='\"auto,' srcset='\"https:\/\/timelesslife.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/Screenshot_581.png' https: alt='\"\"' width='\"460\"' height='\"459\"' title='\"\"'>\n</p><p>The third time the shopkeeper called him, and Johnny said<strong>\u00a0\u201cWhat?\u201d\n<p>The shopkeeper said,\n</p><p><strong>\u201cI\u2019m sorry, young man, but this is not real money.\u201d\n<p>Little Johnny looked at the plane in his hands, looked at the shopkeeper and finally said,\n</p><p><strong>\u201d And this isn\u2019t a real plane.\u201d\n<p><strong><img loading='\"lazy\"' decoding='\"async\"' class='\"size-full' wp-image-86350 aligncenter src="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/timelesslife.info%5C/wp-content%5C/uploads%5C/2023%5C/04%5C/Screenshot_579.png%5C%22" sizes='\"auto,' srcset='\"https:\/\/timelesslife.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/Screenshot_579.png' https: alt='\"\"' width='\"668\"' height='\"539\"' title='\"\"'>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A man was driving at 80 kph one day when he was passed by a 3-legged chicken. He accelerated and passed the chicken. Three minutes later the chicken passed him again as he was driving at 100 kph. The man tried to catch the chicken but it ran down a side road. 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