A husband and wife are sitting on the couch watching TV\n
The wife looks at the husband and he is staring at the ceiling above her head.\n
She looks up and asks “What are you staring at?”\n
\u201cA spider,\u201d he replies.\n
\u201cI don’t see anything.\u201d\n
\u201cOh, it must have fallen on your head,\u201d he says calmly.\n
The wife jumps up screaming.\n
The man says, \u201cWhile you’re up, you mind getting me another beer?”\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
A husband and wife are sitting on the couch watching TV The wife looks at the husband and he is staring at the ceiling above her head. She looks up and asks “What are you staring at?” \u201cA spider,\u201d he replies. \u201cI don’t see anything.\u201d \u201cOh, it must have fallen on your head,\u201d he says …\n","protected":false},"author":29,"featured_media":80514,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1183,676],"tags":[370,1192,383,610],"class_list":["post-80513","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny","category-jokes","tag-funny","tag-funny-joke","tag-funny-story","tag-joke"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/80513","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/29"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=80513"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/80513\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":80515,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/80513\/revisions\/80515"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/80514"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=80513"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=80513"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=80513"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}