{"id":80888,"date":"2024-09-14T16:28:02","date_gmt":"2024-09-14T09:28:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/?p=80888"},"modified":"2024-09-14T16:30:30","modified_gmt":"2024-09-14T09:30:30","slug":"a-man-walks-in-his-room-after-work","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/a-man-walks-in-his-room-after-work\/","title":{"rendered":"A Man Walks In His Room After Work"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading='\"lazy\"' decoding='\"async\"' class='\"aligncenter' size-full wp-image-80893 src="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/echowoven.com%5C/wp-content%5C/uploads%5C/2024%5C/09%5C/i.jpg%5C%22" alt='\"\"' width='\"564\"' height='\"1065\"' title='\"\"' srcset='\"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/i.jpg' https: sizes='\"auto,'>\n</p><p>A man walks in his room after work and is surprised to find his wife lying undressed on the bed.\n</p><p>After careful examination he spies a pair of bare feet sticking out from underneath the curtains.\n</p><p>He rips open the blinds to find a undressed man standing there.\n</p><p>\u2018Who the hell are you?\u2019 he yells.\n</p><p>The undressed guy replies \u2018I\u2019m the moth inspector\u2019\n</p><p>\u2018Oh yeah! what are you doing undressed?\u2019\n</p><p>He looks down and exclaims \u2018Oh my god! I\u2019m too late!\u2019\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"</p><p>A man walks in his room after work and is surprised to find his wife lying undressed on the bed. After careful examination he spies a pair of bare feet sticking out from underneath the curtains. He rips open the blinds to find a undressed man standing there. \u2018Who the hell are you?\u2019 he yells. &hellip;\n","protected":false},"author":30,"featured_media":80893,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-80888","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/80888","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/30"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=80888"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/80888\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":80894,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/80888\/revisions\/80894"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/80893"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=80888"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=80888"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=80888"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p>