{"id":80992,"date":"2024-09-16T11:38:59","date_gmt":"2024-09-16T04:38:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/?p=80992"},"modified":"2024-09-16T11:40:15","modified_gmt":"2024-09-16T04:40:15","slug":"married-guys-go-fishing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/married-guys-go-fishing\/","title":{"rendered":"Married Guys Go Fishing"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading='\"lazy\"' decoding='\"async\"' class='\"aligncenter' size-full wp-image-80993 src="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/echowoven.com%5C/wp-content%5C/uploads%5C/2024%5C/09%5C/123-4-1.jpg%5C%22" alt='\"\"' width='\"1200\"' height='\"1200\"' title='\"\"' srcset='\"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/123-4-1.jpg' https: sizes='\"auto,'>\u201cThat\u2019s nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for the pool.\u201d Third guy: \u201cMan, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her.\u201dThey continue to fish when they realised that the fourth guy has not said a word.\n</p><p>So they asked him. \u201cYou haven\u2019t said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What\u2019s the deal? Fourth guy: \u201cI just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a nudge and said, \u201cFishing or Sex\u201d and she said, \u201cWear sun-block.\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"</p><p>\u201cThat\u2019s nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for the pool.\u201d Third guy: \u201cMan, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her.\u201dThey continue to fish when they realised that the fourth guy has not said a &hellip;\n","protected":false},"author":30,"featured_media":80993,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-80992","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/80992","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/30"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=80992"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/80992\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":80996,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/80992\/revisions\/80996"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/80993"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=80992"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=80992"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=80992"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p>