{"id":81082,"date":"2024-09-17T08:11:08","date_gmt":"2024-09-17T01:11:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/?p=81082"},"modified":"2024-09-17T08:14:17","modified_gmt":"2024-09-17T01:14:17","slug":"a-husband-and-wife-of-want-to-spice-up-their-stale-sex-life","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/a-husband-and-wife-of-want-to-spice-up-their-stale-sex-life\/","title":{"rendered":"A Husband and Wife of Want To Spice Up Their Stale Sex Life"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading='\"lazy\"' decoding='\"async\"' class='\"aligncenter' size-full wp-image-81085 src="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/echowoven.com%5C/wp-content%5C/uploads%5C/2024%5C/09%5C/A-Husband-and-Wife-of-Want-To-Sp.jpg%5C%22" alt='\"\"' width='\"564\"' height='\"1065\"' title='\"\"' srcset='\"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/A-Husband-and-Wife-of-Want-To-Sp.jpg' https: sizes='\"auto,'>\n</p><p class='\"has-text-align-center\"'>Without skipping a beat the husband gets undressed and leans down and asks her in a very seductive tone of voice in her ear, \u201cWhat do you want me to do for you, my queen?\u201d The wife exclaims, \u201cI WANT YOU TO TORTURE ME! YES! I WANT IT TO HURT SO MUCH! YES! YES! PLEASE, PLEASE TORTURE ME!!!\u2019 The husband looks at her and says \u201cSure thing.\n</p><p class='\"has-text-align-center\"'>I\u2019ll be right back!\u201d He hurriedly walks out of the bedroom into another room down the hall.\n</p><p class='\"has-text-align-center\"'>Several minutes go by and the wife soon becomes perplexed to his whereabouts. She gets up out of the bed, pokes her head out of the bedroom door, and asks, \u201cHoney, wha\u2026 well, what the hell are you doing?\u201d She then sees her husband emerge from that room walking very fast towards her.\n</p><p class='\"has-text-align-center\"'>He races back to the bedroom, grabs her by both arms, kisses her, and then very seductively tosses her on the bed.\n</p><p class='\"has-text-align-center\"'>She catches her breath, grins, and then says to him in a sexy voice, \u201cTook you long enough. You know I still want you to torture me.\u201d\n</p><p class='\"has-text-align-center\"'>The husband replies, \u201cOh\u2026 yeah, no problem. I just installed Windows 10 on your laptop.\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"</p><p>Without skipping a beat the husband gets undressed and leans down and asks her in a very seductive tone of voice in her ear, \u201cWhat do you want me to do for you, my queen?\u201d The wife exclaims, \u201cI WANT YOU TO TORTURE ME! YES! I WANT IT TO HURT SO MUCH! YES! YES! PLEASE, &hellip;\n","protected":false},"author":30,"featured_media":81085,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-81082","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/81082","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/30"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=81082"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/81082\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":81086,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/81082\/revisions\/81086"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/81085"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=81082"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=81082"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=81082"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p>