{"id":81413,"date":"2024-09-18T14:06:51","date_gmt":"2024-09-18T07:06:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/?p=81413"},"modified":"2024-09-18T14:06:51","modified_gmt":"2024-09-18T07:06:51","slug":"they-say-man-dont-listen-to-women","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/they-say-man-dont-listen-to-women\/","title":{"rendered":"They Say Man Don\u2019t Listen To Women"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What a day! He took her on every ride in the park: D_eath Slide, Scream Loop, Wall of Horror, everything! Wow! Five hours later, dizzy and sick to his stomach, he staggered out of the amusement park.\n</p><p><img loading='\"lazy\"' decoding='\"async\"' class='\"aligncenter' size-full wp-image-81414 src="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/echowoven.com%5C/wp-content%5C/uploads%5C/2024%5C/09%5C/460300698_499145519596939_7379641792017303353_n.jpg%5C%22" alt='\"\"' width='\"512\"' height='\"640\"' title='\"\"' srcset='\"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/460300698_499145519596939_7379641792017303353_n.jpg' https: sizes='\"auto,'>\n</p><p>Finally, she returned home with her husband and collapsed on the bed. Her husband leaned over and asked her affectionately: \u201cSo, honey, what was it like to be six years old again?\u201d The woman looked up wearily and said; \u201cYou fool, I meant my dress size.\u201d The moral of the story is this: If a woman speaks and a man is really listening, he will still misunderstand.\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"</p><p>What a day! He took her on every ride in the park: D_eath Slide, Scream Loop, Wall of Horror, everything! Wow! Five hours later, dizzy and sick to his stomach, he staggered out of the amusement park. Finally, she returned home with her husband and collapsed on the bed. Her husband leaned over and asked &hellip;\n","protected":false},"author":30,"featured_media":81414,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-81413","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/81413","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/30"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=81413"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/81413\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":81416,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/81413\/revisions\/81416"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/81414"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=81413"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=81413"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=81413"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p>