A little old lady answered a knock on her door one day to find a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.\n
\u201cGood morning,\u201d said the young man.\n
\u201cIf I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I\u2019d like to demonstrate the latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners.\u201d\n
The old lady responded,\n
\u201cGo away! I don\u2019t have any money,\u201d and began to close the door.\n
Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open.\n
\u201cDon\u2019t be too hasty! Let me show you what this vacuum can do.\u201d\n
He then dumped a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet.\n
\u201cIf this vacuum cleaner doesn\u2019t remove every trace of this mess, I\u2019ll eat the rest of it myself.\u201d\n
The old lady stepped back, smiled, and said,\n
\u201cWell, I hope you\u2019ve got a big appetite because they cut off my electricity this morning!\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
A little old lady answered a knock on her door one day to find a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. \u201cGood morning,\u201d said the young man. \u201cIf I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I\u2019d like to demonstrate the latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners.\u201d The old lady responded, \u201cGo away! …\n","protected":false},"author":29,"featured_media":81448,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1183,676],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-81447","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/81447","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/29"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=81447"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/81447\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":81449,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/81447\/revisions\/81449"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/81448"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=81447"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=81447"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=81447"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}