{"id":81582,"date":"2024-09-19T13:51:18","date_gmt":"2024-09-19T06:51:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/?p=81582"},"modified":"2024-09-19T13:51:56","modified_gmt":"2024-09-19T06:51:56","slug":"am-i-looking-fat-this-is-funny","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/am-i-looking-fat-this-is-funny\/","title":{"rendered":"Am I looking fat? This is funny"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Wife : Am I looking fat?\n</p><p>Husband : Yes\n</p><p>Wife : Shut up. Don\u2019t you ever dare talk to me!!\n</p><p>Wife : Am I looking fat?\n</p><p>Husband : No\n</p><p>Wife : Liar\n</p><p>Wife : Am I looking fat?\n</p><p>Husband : Maybe\n</p><p>Wife : can u ever b decisive\n</p><p>Wife : Am I looking fat?\n</p><p>Husband : I don\u2019t know\n</p><p>Wife : Are you blind?\n</p><p>Wife : Am I looking fat?\n</p><p>Husband : Depends\n</p><p>Wife : Oh you comparing me with some one else..\n</p><p>Wife : Am I looking fat?\n</p><p>Husband : silence\n</p><p>Wife : Are you deaf?\n</p><p>There are some questions for which there is no correct answer.<br>\nFor everything else there is Google \u2026<br>\n<img loading='\"lazy\"' decoding='\"async\"' class='\"alignnone' size-medium wp-image-13179 src="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/ourtimenew.com%5C/wp-content%5C/uploads%5C/2024%5C/09%5C/IMG_3478-240x300.png%5C%22" sizes='\"auto,' srcset='\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_3478-240x300.png' https: alt='\"\"' width='\"240\"' height='\"300\"' title='\"\"'><br>\nHusband to Wife:\n</p><p>Tomorrow is your birthday. What gift would you like ?\n</p><p>Wife: A Giraffe !\n</p><p>Husband: Darling, please be reasonable. Where do I get a giraffe from? Ask for something that is possible for me.\n</p><p>Wife: Ok, then give up drinking. That you can do and I\u2019ll accept it as a good gift.\n</p><p>So next day\u2026\u2026\n</p><p>Husband: Here Is The Giraffe.<br>\n<img loading='\"lazy\"' decoding='\"async\"' class='\"alignnone' size-medium wp-image-13180 src="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/ourtimenew.com%5C/wp-content%5C/uploads%5C/2024%5C/09%5C/IMG_3479-265x300.jpeg%5C%22" sizes='\"auto,' srcset='\"https:\/\/ourtimenew.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/IMG_3479-265x300.jpeg' https: alt='\"\"' width='\"265\"' height='\"300\"' title='\"\"'>\n</p><p>H \u2013 \u201cHello?\u201d\n</p><p>W \u2013 \u201cHoney, it\u2019s me. Are you at the club?\u201d\n</p><p>H \u2013 \u201cYes.\u201d\n</p><p>W \u2013 \u201cGreat! I am at the mall two blocks from where you are. I just saw a beautiful mink coat. It\u2019s absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it?\u201d\n</p><p>H \u2013 \u201cWhat\u2019s the price?\u201d\n</p><p>W \u2013 \u201cOnly $1,500.00.\u201d\n</p><p>H \u2013 \u201cWell, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much\u2026\u201d\n</p><p>W \u2013 \u201cAhhh, and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2001 models. I saw one I really liked. I spoke with the salesman, and he gave me a really good price\u2026and since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year\u2026\u201d\n</p><p>H-\u201cWhat price did he quote you?\u201d\n</p><p>W \u2013 \u201cOnly $60,000\u2026\u201d\n</p><p>H \u2013 \u201cOK, but for that price, I want it with all the options.\u201d\n</p><p>W \u2013 \u201cGreat! But before we hang up, something else\u2026\u201d\n</p><p>H \u2013 \u201cWhat?\u201d\n</p><p>W \u2013 \u201cIt might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and\u2026I stopped by the real estate agent this morning and saw the house we had looked at last year. It\u2019s on sale!!\n</p><p>Remember? The one with a pool, English Garden, an acre of park area, beachfront property.\u201d\n</p><p>H \u2013 \u201cHow much are they asking?\u201d\n</p><p>W \u2013 \u201cOnly $450,000 \u2013 a magnificent price\u2026and I see that we have that much in the bank to cover\u2026\u201d\n</p><p>H \u2013 \u201cWell, then go ahead and buy it, but just bid $420,000. OK?\u201d\n</p><p>W \u2013 \u201cOK, sweetie\u2026Thanks! I\u2019ll see you later!! I love you!!!\u201d\n</p><p>H \u2013 \u201cBye\u2026I love u too\u2026\u201d\n</p><p>The man hangs up, closes the phone\u2019s flap, and raises his hand while holding the phone and asks to all those present:\n</p><p>\u201cDoes anyone know who this phone belongs to?\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"</p><p>Wife : Am I looking fat? Husband : Yes Wife : Shut up. Don\u2019t you ever dare talk to me!! Wife : Am I looking fat? Husband : No Wife : Liar Wife : Am I looking fat? 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