{"id":81618,"date":"2024-09-19T17:36:14","date_gmt":"2024-09-19T10:36:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/?p=81618"},"modified":"2024-09-19T17:37:36","modified_gmt":"2024-09-19T10:37:36","slug":"a-man-was-walking-home","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/a-man-was-walking-home\/","title":{"rendered":"A Man Was Walking Home"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>An Irishman was walking home late at night and sees a woman in the dark shadows.\n</p><p>\u2018Twenty pounds,\u2019 she whispers.\n</p><p>Paddy had never been with a hooker before but decides what the hell, it\u2019s only twenty pounds.\n</p><p>So they hid in the bushes.\n</p><p><img loading='\"lazy\"' decoding='\"async\"' class='\"aligncenter' size-full wp-image-81621 src="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/echowoven.com%5C/wp-content%5C/uploads%5C/2024%5C/09%5C/A-Man-Was-Walking-Home.jpg%5C%22" alt='\"\"' width='\"564\"' height='\"1065\"' title='\"\"' srcset='\"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/A-Man-Was-Walking-Home.jpg' https: sizes='\"auto,'>\n</p><p>They\u2019re going \u2018at it\u2019 for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them.\n</p><p>It is a Police Officer.\n</p><p>Allo, Allo, Allo, What\u2019s going on \u2018ere, people? asks the cop.\n</p><p>\u2018Ta be shure, Oi\u2019m making love to me missus,\u2019 Paddy answers, sounding annoyed.\n</p><p>\u2018Oh, I\u2019m sorry,\u2019 says the cop,\n</p><p>\u2018I didn\u2019t know.\u2019\n</p><p>\u2018Well, neidder did I, til ya shined that bloody light in her face!\u2019\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"</p><p>An Irishman was walking home late at night and sees a woman in the dark shadows. \u2018Twenty pounds,\u2019 she whispers. Paddy had never been with a hooker before but decides what the hell, it\u2019s only twenty pounds. So they hid in the bushes. They\u2019re going \u2018at it\u2019 for a minute when all of a sudden &hellip;\n","protected":false},"author":30,"featured_media":81621,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1183],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-81618","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/81618","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/30"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=81618"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/81618\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":81622,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/81618\/revisions\/81622"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/81621"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=81618"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=81618"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=81618"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p>