{"id":81750,"date":"2024-09-20T09:16:09","date_gmt":"2024-09-20T02:16:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/?p=81750"},"modified":"2024-09-20T09:16:09","modified_gmt":"2024-09-20T02:16:09","slug":"the-last-hotel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/the-last-hotel\/","title":{"rendered":"The last hotel"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading='\"lazy\"' decoding='\"async\"' class='\"wp-image-9041' aligncenter src="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/dayjokes.com%5C/wp-content%5C/uploads%5C/2022%5C/04%5C/sdds-300x179.png%5C%22" sizes='\"auto,' srcset='\"https:\/\/dayjokes.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/sdds-300x179.png' https: alt='\"\"' width='\"230\"' height='\"137\"' title='\"\"'>\n</p><h3>Late one evening a Marine pulled into a little town, only to find that every hotel room was taken.\n<h3>When he finally got to the last hotel, he pleaded to the manager,\n<h3>\u201cYou\u2019ve got to have a room somewhere, or just a bed, I don\u2019t care where.\u201d\n<h3>\u201cWell, I do have a double room with one occupant, a Navy guy,\u201d admitted the manager, \u201cand he might be glad to split the cost.\n<h3>But to tell you the truth, he snores so loudly that people in adjoining rooms have complained in the past. I\u2019m not sure it\u2019d be worth it to you.\u201d\n<h3>\u201cNo problem,\u201d the tired Marine assured him, \u201cI\u2019ll take it.\u201d\n<h3>The next morning the Marine came down to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed.\n<h3>\u201cHow did you sleep?\u201d asked the manager. \u201cNever better.\u201d\n<h3>The manager was impressed \u201cNo problem with the other guy snoring, then?\u201d\n<h3>\u201cNope, I shut him up in no time,\u201d said the Marine.\n<h3>\u201cHow\u2019d you manage that?\u201d asked the manager.\n<h3>\u201cHe was already in bed, snoring away, when I came in the room,\u201d the Marine explained.\n<h3>\u201cI went over, gave him a kiss on the cheek, said, \u2018Goodnight, beautiful,\u2019 and after that he sat up all night watching me\u2026\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"</h3></h3></h3></h3></h3></h3></h3></h3></h3></h3></h3></h3></h3><p>Late one evening a Marine pulled into a little town, only to find that every hotel room was taken. When he finally got to the last hotel, he pleaded to the manager, \u201cYou\u2019ve got to have a room somewhere, or just a bed, I don\u2019t care where.\u201d \u201cWell, I do have a double room with &hellip;\n","protected":false},"author":30,"featured_media":81751,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-81750","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/81750","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/30"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=81750"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/81750\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":81752,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/81750\/revisions\/81752"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/81751"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=81750"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=81750"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=81750"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p>