{"id":81804,"date":"2024-09-20T14:37:51","date_gmt":"2024-09-20T07:37:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/?p=81804"},"modified":"2024-09-20T14:38:48","modified_gmt":"2024-09-20T07:38:48","slug":"a-man-became-sick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/a-man-became-sick\/","title":{"rendered":"A Man Became Sick"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A man became sick.\n</p><p>He consulted many multi-facility hospitals.\n</p><p>Still couldn\u2019t get cured.\n</p><p>He was sad.\n</p><p>Then his wife advised, \u201cwhy don\u2019t you consult a veterinary doctor?\u201d\n</p><p>He was shocked.\n</p><p><img loading='\"lazy\"' decoding='\"async\"' class='\"aligncenter' size-full wp-image-81806 src="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/echowoven.com%5C/wp-content%5C/uploads%5C/2024%5C/09%5C/A-Man-Became-Sick.jpg%5C%22" alt='\"\"' width='\"564\"' height='\"1065\"' title='\"\"' srcset='\"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/A-Man-Became-Sick.jpg' https: sizes='\"auto,'>\n</p><p>He screamed at her are you mad\u2026 She spoke softly nothing happened to me\u2026\n</p><p>It is you have a problem.\n</p><p>You wake up early in the morning like cock, take a half bath like a crow, eat something like a monkey then run to the office like a racehorse, you work like a donkey, there u scream to your juniors like a wild bear evening<br>\nyou reach home and bark at us like a dog, then you eat like a crocodile, you go to bed and sleep like a buffalo.\n</p><p>That\u2019s the reason why I asked you to meet a veterinary doctor.\n</p><p>The man just sat now wife asked why are looking at me like an owl.\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"</p><p>A man became sick. He consulted many multi-facility hospitals. Still couldn\u2019t get cured. He was sad. Then his wife advised, \u201cwhy don\u2019t you consult a veterinary doctor?\u201d He was shocked. He screamed at her are you mad\u2026 She spoke softly nothing happened to me\u2026 It is you have a problem. You wake up early in &hellip;\n","protected":false},"author":30,"featured_media":81806,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-81804","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/81804","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/30"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=81804"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/81804\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":81807,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/81804\/revisions\/81807"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/81806"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=81804"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=81804"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=81804"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p>