{"id":82026,"date":"2024-09-23T13:58:12","date_gmt":"2024-09-23T06:58:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/?p=82026"},"modified":"2024-09-23T13:58:12","modified_gmt":"2024-09-23T06:58:12","slug":"funny-joke-a-pretty-student-nurse","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/funny-joke-a-pretty-student-nurse\/","title":{"rendered":"Funny Joke: A pretty student nurse"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose.\n</p><p>A pretty, young, student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.\n</p><p>\u2018Nurse\u2019, he mumbles, from behind the mask.\n</p><p>\u2018Are my privates black?\n</p><p>\u2018Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, \u2018I don\u2019t know, Sir.\n</p><p>I\u2019m only here to wash your upper body and feet.\n</p><p>\u2018He struggles to ask again, \u2018Nurse, please check.\n</p><p>Are my privates black?\u2019\n</p><p><img loading='\"lazy\"' decoding='\"async\"' class='\"aligncenter' size-full wp-image-82027 src="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/echowoven.com%5C/wp-content%5C/uploads%5C/2024%5C/09%5C/A-pretty-student-nurse.jpg%5C%22" alt='\"\"' width='\"564\"' height='\"1065\"' title='\"\"' srcset='\"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/A-pretty-student-nurse.jpg' https: sizes='\"auto,'>\n</p><p>Concerned that he may elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worry about his privates,\n</p><p>she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers.\n</p><p>She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his privates in the other.\n</p><p>Then, she takes a close look and says,\n</p><p>\u2018There\u2019s nothing wrong with them, Sir!\u2019\n</p><p>The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly:\n</p><p>\u2018Thank you very much. That was wonderful,\n</p><p>but, listen very, very closely\u2026\u2026 \u2018Are my test results back?\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"</p><p>A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A pretty, young, student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath. \u2018Nurse\u2019, he mumbles, from behind the mask. \u2018Are my privates black? \u2018Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, \u2018I don\u2019t know, Sir. I\u2019m only here &hellip;\n","protected":false},"author":30,"featured_media":82027,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-82026","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82026","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/30"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=82026"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82026\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":82029,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82026\/revisions\/82029"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/82027"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=82026"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=82026"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=82026"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p>