{"id":82339,"date":"2024-09-25T11:20:11","date_gmt":"2024-09-25T04:20:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/?p=82339"},"modified":"2024-09-25T11:20:11","modified_gmt":"2024-09-25T04:20:11","slug":"two-blondes-walking-down-the-street","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/two-blondes-walking-down-the-street\/","title":{"rendered":"Two Blondes Walking Down The Street"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading='\"lazy\"' decoding='\"async\"' class='\"aligncenter' size-full wp-image-82340 src="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/echowoven.com%5C/wp-content%5C/uploads%5C/2024%5C/09%5C/Two-Blondes-Walking-Down-The-Str.jpg%5C%22" alt='\"\"' width='\"564\"' height='\"1065\"' title='\"\"' srcset='\"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/Two-Blondes-Walking-Down-The-Str.jpg' https: sizes='\"auto,'>\n</p><p>Two blondes walking down the street.\n</p><p>One reaches into her pocketbook for a make up compact and looks into the mirror.\n</p><p>\u201cThis picture looks like someone I know\u201d she says.\n</p><p>The other one has a look and says, \u201cOf course dummy, it\u2019s ME.\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"</p><p>Two blondes walking down the street. One reaches into her pocketbook for a make up compact and looks into the mirror. \u201cThis picture looks like someone I know\u201d she says. The other one has a look and says, \u201cOf course dummy, it\u2019s ME.\u201d\n","protected":false},"author":30,"featured_media":82340,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-82339","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82339","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/30"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=82339"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82339\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":82342,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82339\/revisions\/82342"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/82340"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=82339"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=82339"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=82339"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p>