{"id":82482,"date":"2024-09-26T11:34:10","date_gmt":"2024-09-26T04:34:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/?p=82482"},"modified":"2024-09-26T11:34:57","modified_gmt":"2024-09-26T04:34:57","slug":"funny-story-a-female-secretary-helps-her-boss","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/funny-story-a-female-secretary-helps-her-boss\/","title":{"rendered":"Funny story: A female secretary helps her boss"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A female secretary was helping her new boss set up his computer and asked him what word he would like to use as a password to log in with.\n</p><p>Wanting to embarrass his new secretary a bit and let her know where they stood, he smugly told her to enter \u2018tool.\u2019\n</p><p>Without blinking or saying a word, she entered the password.\n</p><p><img loading='\"lazy\"' decoding='\"async\"' class='\"aligncenter' size-full wp-image-82485 src="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/echowoven.com%5C/wp-content%5C/uploads%5C/2024%5C/09%5C/bn.jpg%5C%22" alt='\"\"' width='\"564\"' height='\"1065\"' title='\"\"' srcset='\"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/bn.jpg' https: sizes='\"auto,'>\n</p><p>She then almost died laughing at the computer\u2019s response:\n</p><p>PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH!\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"</p><p>A female secretary was helping her new boss set up his computer and asked him what word he would like to use as a password to log in with. Wanting to embarrass his new secretary a bit and let her know where they stood, he smugly told her to enter \u2018tool.\u2019 Without blinking or saying &hellip;\n","protected":false},"author":30,"featured_media":82485,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-82482","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82482","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/30"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=82482"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82482\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":82487,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82482\/revisions\/82487"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/82485"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=82482"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=82482"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=82482"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p>