{"id":82495,"date":"2024-09-26T11:42:54","date_gmt":"2024-09-26T04:42:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/?p=82495"},"modified":"2024-09-26T11:44:09","modified_gmt":"2024-09-26T04:44:09","slug":"80-year-old-lady-goes-for-a-birthday-drink","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/80-year-old-lady-goes-for-a-birthday-drink\/","title":{"rendered":"80 Year Old Lady Goes For A Birthday Drink"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water.\n</p><p>As the bartender gives her the drink she says,\n</p><p>\u201cI\u2019m on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday and it\u2019s today\u2026\u201d\n</p><p>The bartender says,\n</p><p>\u201cWell since it\u2019s your birthday, I\u2019ll buy you a drink. In fact, this one is on me.\u201d\n</p><p>As the woman finishes her drink, the woman to her right says,\n</p><p>\u201cI would like to buy you a drink, too.\u201d\n</p><p>The old woman says,\n</p><p>\u201cThank you. Bartender, I want a Scotch with two drops of water.\u201d\n</p><p><img loading='\"lazy\"' decoding='\"async\"' class='\"aligncenter' size-full wp-image-82500 src="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/echowoven.com%5C/wp-content%5C/uploads%5C/2024%5C/09%5C/80-Year-Old-Lady-Goes-For-A-Birt.jpg%5C%22" alt='\"\"' width='\"564\"' height='\"1065\"' title='\"\"' srcset='\"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/80-Year-Old-Lady-Goes-For-A-Birt.jpg' https: sizes='\"auto,'>\n</p><p>\u201cComing up,\u201d says the bartender.\n</p><p>As she finishes that drink, the man to her left says,\n</p><p>\u201cI would like to buy you one, too.\u201d\n</p><p>The old woman says,\n</p><p>\u201cThank you. Bartender, I want another Scotch with two drops of water.\u201d\n</p><p>\u201cComing right up,\u201d the bartender says.\n</p><p>As he gives her the drink, he says,\n</p><p>\u201cMa\u2019am, I\u2019m dying of curiosity, why the Scotch with only two drops of water?\u201d\n</p><p>The old woman replies, \u201cSonny, when you\u2019re my age, you\u2019ve learned how to hold your liquor.\n</p><p>Holding your water, however, is a whole other issue.\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"</p><p>A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water. As the bartender gives her the drink she says, \u201cI\u2019m on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday and it\u2019s today\u2026\u201d The bartender says, \u201cWell since it\u2019s your birthday, I\u2019ll buy you a drink. In fact, &hellip;\n","protected":false},"author":30,"featured_media":82500,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-82495","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82495","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/30"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=82495"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82495\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":82502,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82495\/revisions\/82502"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/82500"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=82495"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=82495"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=82495"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p>