{"id":83391,"date":"2024-10-03T10:38:48","date_gmt":"2024-10-03T03:38:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/?p=83391"},"modified":"2024-10-03T10:39:45","modified_gmt":"2024-10-03T03:39:45","slug":"a-teacher","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/a-teacher\/","title":{"rendered":"A Teacher\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class, was squirming around, scratching his crotch and not paying attention.\n</p><p>She went back to find out what was going on. He was quite embarrassed and whispered that he had just recently been circumcised and he was quite itchy.\n</p><p>The teacher told him to go down to the principal\u2019s office; he was to phone his mother and ask her what he should do about it.\n</p><div class='\"wp-block-image\"'>\n<figure class='\"aligncenter' size-full><a class='\"td-modal-image\"' href="%5C%22data:image%5C/svg+xml,%3Csvg%20xmlns=%22http:%5C/%5C/www.w3.org%5C/2000%5C/svg%22%20width=%22772%22%20height=%22731%22%3E%3C%5C/svg%3E%5C%22"><img loading='\"lazy\"' decoding='\"async\"' class='\"wp-image-63511' ezlazyloaded src="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/boreddaddy.com%5C/wp-content%5C/uploads%5C/2023%5C/12%5C/Screenshot-2023-12-14-232436.png?ezimgfmt=rs:664x629%5C/rscb1%5C/ng:webp%5C/ngcb1%5C%22" sizes='\"auto,' srcset='\"https:\/\/boreddaddy.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/Screenshot-2023-12-14-232436.png?ezimgfmt=ng:webp\/ngcb1' alt='\"\"' width='\"772\"' height='\"731\"' data-ezsrcset='\"https:\/\/boreddaddy.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/Screenshot-2023-12-14-232436.png?ezimgfmt=ng:webp\/ngcb1' data-ezsrc='\"https:\/\/boreddaddy.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/Screenshot-2023-12-14-232436.png?ezimgfmt=rs:664x629\/rscb1\/ng:webp\/ngcb1\"' data-ez title='\"\"'>\n\n<p>He did, and returned to his class. Suddenly, there was a commotion at the back of the room.\n</p><p>She went back to investigate only to find him sitting at his desk with his penis hanging out.\n</p><p>\u201cI thought I told you to call your Mom,\u201d she screamed. \u201cI did,\u201d he said, \u201cand she told me that if I could stick it out till noon, she\u2019d come and pick me up from school.\u201d\n<figure class='\"wp-block-image' size-full><a class='\"td-modal-image\"' href="%5C%22data:image%5C/svg+xml,%3Csvg%20xmlns=%22http:%5C/%5C/www.w3.org%5C/2000%5C/svg%22%20width=%22640%22%20height=%22360%22%3E%3C%5C/svg%3E%5C%22"><img loading='\"lazy\"' decoding='\"async\"' class='\"wp-image-25789' ezlazyloaded src="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/boreddaddy.com%5C/wp-content%5C/uploads%5C/2016%5C/03%5C/afadog.jpg?ezimgfmt=rs:640x360%5C/rscb1%5C/ng:webp%5C/ngcb1%5C%22" sizes='\"auto,' srcset='\"https:\/\/boreddaddy.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/afadog.jpg?ezimgfmt=ng:webp\/ngcb1' alt='\"\"' width='\"640\"' height='\"360\"' data-ezsrcset='\"https:\/\/boreddaddy.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/afadog.jpg?ezimgfmt=ng:webp\/ngcb1' data-ezsrc='\"https:\/\/boreddaddy.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/afadog.jpg?ezimgfmt=rs:640x360\/rscb1\/ng:webp\/ngcb1\"' data-ez title='\"\"'>\n<p>If this made you laugh please SHARE this story with your family and friends on Facebook.\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"</p><p>A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class, was squirming around, scratching his crotch and not paying attention. 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