{"id":83545,"date":"2024-10-04T08:30:28","date_gmt":"2024-10-04T01:30:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/?p=83545"},"modified":"2024-10-04T08:31:01","modified_gmt":"2024-10-04T01:31:01","slug":"four-married-guys-go-fishing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/four-married-guys-go-fishing\/","title":{"rendered":"Four married guys go fishing\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class='\"has-small-font-size\"'>Four married guys go fishing\u2026\u2026. After an hour, the following conversation took place: First guy:<br>\n\u201cYou have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend.\u201d , Second guy:\n</p><div class='\"code-block' code-block-1>\n<div id='\"M943526ScriptRootC1588980_048a3\"'>\n<div id='\"MarketGidComposite1588980_048a3\"'>\n<div>\n<div class='\"mgbox' card-media>\n<div class='\"mgheader\"'><span class='\"mghead\"'><img loading='\"lazy\"' decoding='\"async\"' class='\"aligncenter' size-full wp-image-83547 src="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/echowoven.com%5C/wp-content%5C/uploads%5C/2024%5C/10%5C/461725012_526261813686178_2707181223286098251_n.jpg%5C%22" alt='\"\"' width='\"521\"' height='\"847\"' title='\"\"' srcset='\"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/461725012_526261813686178_2707181223286098251_n.jpg' https: sizes='\"auto,'>\n\n\n\n\n\n<p class='\"has-small-font-size\"'>\u201cThat\u2019s nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for the pool.\u201d Third guy: \u201cMan, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her.\u201dThey continue to fish when they realised that the fourth guy has not said a word. So they asked him. \u201cYou haven\u2019t said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What\u2019s the deal? Fourth guy: \u201cI just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a nudge and said, \u201cFishing or Sex\u201d and she said, \u201cWear sun-block.\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"</p><p>Four married guys go fishing\u2026\u2026. After an hour, the following conversation took place: First guy: \u201cYou have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend.\u201d , Second guy: \u201cThat\u2019s nothing, &hellip;\n","protected":false},"author":30,"featured_media":83547,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-83545","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/83545","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/30"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=83545"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/83545\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":83548,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/83545\/revisions\/83548"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/83547"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=83545"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=83545"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=83545"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></span></div></div></div></div></div></div>