{"id":83560,"date":"2024-10-04T08:51:21","date_gmt":"2024-10-04T01:51:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/?p=83560"},"modified":"2024-10-04T08:51:21","modified_gmt":"2024-10-04T01:51:21","slug":"did-you-stop-him","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/did-you-stop-him\/","title":{"rendered":"Did You Stop Him??"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Jan was a pretty blonde, and as Oscar walked into the store, she happily greeted him. But he requested to look around alone today before he needed her help. She obliged and let him do his thing.\n</p><p>Five minutes later, Jan came running up to him yelling, \u201cOscar! Oscar! I just saw someone driving off with your new Mercedes!\u201d\n</p><p><strong>\u201cDear God! Did you try to stop him?\u201d\n<p><strong>\u201cNo,\u201d she said, \u201cI did better than that! I got the license plate number!\u201d\n<p><img loading='\"lazy\"' decoding='\"async\"' class='\"size-full' wp-image-85793 aligncenter src="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/timelesslife.info%5C/wp-content%5C/uploads%5C/2023%5C/03%5C/vg.png%5C%22" sizes='\"auto,' srcset='\"https:\/\/timelesslife.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/vg.png' https: alt='\"\"' width='\"564\"' height='\"1128\"' data-adbro-processed='\"true\"' title='\"\"'>\n</p><div id='\"adbro\"' class='\"adbro-animated' adbro-sm>\n<p>A farmer brought a little pot-belly pet pig for his daughter.\n</p><p>The little girl called it \u201cStinky\u201d when she played with it out in the yard,<br>\nbut she called it \u201cBallpoint\u201d when it was in the sty.\n</p><p><strong>\u201cTell me,\u201d\u00a0asked her father,\n<p><strong>\u201cWhy do you have two names for your pig?\u201d\n<p><strong>\u201cThat\u2019s easy,\u201d\u00a0the daughter replied,\n<p><strong>\u201cBallpoint is just his pen name.\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jan was a pretty blonde, and as Oscar walked into the store, she happily greeted him. But he requested to look around alone today before he needed her help. She obliged and let him do his thing. Five minutes later, Jan came running up to him yelling, \u201cOscar! Oscar! I just saw someone driving off &hellip;\n","protected":false},"author":30,"featured_media":83561,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[670],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-83560","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/83560","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/30"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=83560"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/83560\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":83563,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/83560\/revisions\/83563"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/83561"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=83560"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=83560"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=83560"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></p></strong></p></strong></p></strong></p></div></strong></p></strong></p>