{"id":83791,"date":"2024-10-07T08:29:14","date_gmt":"2024-10-07T01:29:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/?p=83791"},"modified":"2024-10-07T08:30:17","modified_gmt":"2024-10-07T01:30:17","slug":"caught-off-guard-man-returns-home-early-and-find-his-wife-in-bed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/caught-off-guard-man-returns-home-early-and-find-his-wife-in-bed\/","title":{"rendered":"Caught off guard: Man returns home early and find his wife in bed\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Who doesn\u2019t enjoy good jokes? I know I love them, because they can easily brighten my day.\n</p><p>Some jokes\u00a0are old as gold, and the following one certainly falls into that category. No matter how many times I\u2019ve heard it, I always find it fun.\n</p><p>A man arrived home earlier that expected from work. When he went upstairs, he saw his wife lying flat on the bed, struggling to catch her breath.\n</p><p>Worried, he approaches her and asks her what she is doing\n</p><p>\u201cErr,\u201d she stutters. \u201cI\u2026 um\u2026 I think I\u2019m having a heart attack!\u201d\n</p><div class='\"wp-block-image\"'>\n<figure class='\"aligncenter' size-full><a class='\"td-modal-image\"' href="%5C%22data:image%5C/svg+xml,%3Csvg%20xmlns=%22http:%5C/%5C/www.w3.org%5C/2000%5C/svg%22%20width=%22563%22%20height=%22750%22%3E%3C%5C/svg%3E%5C%22"><img loading='\"lazy\"' decoding='\"async\"' class='\"wp-image-67687' ezlazyloaded src="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/boreddaddy.com%5C/wp-content%5C/uploads%5C/2024%5C/10%5C/free-photo-of-close-up-of-a-hand-under-a-crumpled-bed-sheets.jpeg?ezimgfmt=rs:563x750%5C/rscb1%5C/ng:webp%5C/ngcb1%5C%22" sizes='\"auto,' srcset='\"https:\/\/boreddaddy.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/free-photo-of-close-up-of-a-hand-under-a-crumpled-bed-sheets.jpeg?ezimgfmt=ng:webp\/ngcb1' alt='\"\"' width='\"563\"' height='\"750\"' data-ezsrcset='\"https:\/\/boreddaddy.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/free-photo-of-close-up-of-a-hand-under-a-crumpled-bed-sheets.jpeg?ezimgfmt=ng:webp\/ngcb1' data-ezsrc='\"https:\/\/boreddaddy.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/free-photo-of-close-up-of-a-hand-under-a-crumpled-bed-sheets.jpeg?ezimgfmt=rs:563x750\/rscb1\/ng:webp\/ngcb1\"' data-ez title='\"\"'>\n<p>Pexels\n\n</p><p>The man rushes downstairs and calls 911, urging them to come as quickly as possible.\n</p><p>At that moment, he notices his son crying. \u201cWhat\u2019s wrong, son,\u201d he asks, to what the boy replies, \u201cUncle James is in the closet with no clothes on, Daddy.\u201d\n</p><div id='\"google_ads_iframe_\/1254144,22306566328\/boreddaddy_com-box-4_0__container__\"'>\n<div id='\"div-gpt-ad-boreddaddy_com-box-4-0_charity\"'>\n\n<p>Furious, the man returns to the bedroom, opens the closet\u2019s door, and finds his brother inside naked, just as his son told him.\n</p><div class='\"wp-block-image\"'>\n<figure class='\"aligncenter' size-full><a class='\"td-modal-image\"' href="%5C%22data:image%5C/svg+xml,%3Csvg%20xmlns=%22http:%5C/%5C/www.w3.org%5C/2000%5C/svg%22%20width=%22500%22%20height=%22750%22%3E%3C%5C/svg%3E%5C%22"><img loading='\"lazy\"' decoding='\"async\"' class='\"wp-image-67688' ezlazyloaded src="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/boreddaddy.com%5C/wp-content%5C/uploads%5C/2024%5C/10%5C/pexels-photo-1699655.webp?ezimgfmt=rs:500x750%5C/rscb1%5C/ng:webp%5C/ngcb1%5C%22" sizes='\"auto,' srcset='\"https:\/\/boreddaddy.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/pexels-photo-1699655.webp?ezimgfmt=ng:webp\/ngcb1' alt='\"\"' width='\"500\"' height='\"750\"' data-ezsrcset='\"https:\/\/boreddaddy.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/pexels-photo-1699655.webp?ezimgfmt=ng:webp\/ngcb1' data-ezsrc='\"https:\/\/boreddaddy.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/pexels-photo-1699655.webp?ezimgfmt=rs:500x750\/rscb1\/ng:webp\/ngcb1\"' data-ez title='\"\"'>\n<p>Pexels\n\n</p><p>\u201cYou bastard, Jim,\u201d the man yells. \u201cMy wife is over there having a heart attack and you\u2019re running around naked scaring Johnny!\u201d\n</p><p>What an ending, don\u2019t you agree?\n</p><p>If this made you laugh, please SHARE it with your family and friends on Facebook.\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"</p><p>Who doesn\u2019t enjoy good jokes? 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