{"id":83816,"date":"2024-10-07T08:59:03","date_gmt":"2024-10-07T01:59:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/?p=83816"},"modified":"2024-10-07T08:59:57","modified_gmt":"2024-10-07T01:59:57","slug":"joke-lazy-husband","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/joke-lazy-husband\/","title":{"rendered":"Joke: Lazy husband"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2>\n<h2>LAZY HUSBAND !!! (FUNNY STORY)\n</h2></h2><p>Wife: honey can you plz help me cleaning the garden.\n</p><p>Husband: do I look like a gardener?\n</p><p>Wife: Ooh sorry honey, OK then fix the bathroom door.\n</p><p>Husband: do I look like a carpenter?\u2026..\n</p><p>Then husband walks out, after coming back from were he went, he found the garden cleaned and the door fixed.\n</p><p>Husband: I knew my wife will do this all by herself\u2026.!\n</p><p><img loading='\"lazy\"' decoding='\"async\"' class='\"aligncenter' size-full wp-image-83817 src="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/echowoven.com%5C/wp-content%5C/uploads%5C/2024%5C/10%5C/462223579_949720477183509_8987887170110267322_n.jpg%5C%22" alt='\"\"' width='\"512\"' height='\"640\"' title='\"\"' srcset='\"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/462223579_949720477183509_8987887170110267322_n.jpg' https: sizes='\"auto,'>\n</p><p>Wife: no its not me.\n</p><p>Husband: who then!\n</p><p>Wife: our neighbor\n</p><p>Husband: you paid him how much?\n</p><p>Wife: No, he just gave me two options, bread or sex\u2026.\n</p><p>Husband: I hope u gave him bread Wife: do I look like a bakery!!!!\n</p><div id='\"quads-ad65130\"' class='\"quads-location' quads-ad65130 data-lazydelay='\"3000\"'>\n<div id='\"quads-ad4-place\"' class='\"quads-ll\"'>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>LAZY HUSBAND !!! (FUNNY STORY) Wife: honey can you plz help me cleaning the garden. Husband: do I look like a gardener? Wife: Ooh sorry honey, OK then fix the bathroom door. Husband: do I look like a carpenter?\u2026.. Then husband walks out, after coming back from were he went, he found the garden cleaned &hellip;\n","protected":false},"author":30,"featured_media":83817,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-83816","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/83816","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/30"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=83816"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/83816\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":83820,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/83816\/revisions\/83820"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/83817"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=83816"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=83816"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=83816"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></div></div>