{"id":84159,"date":"2024-10-09T08:17:51","date_gmt":"2024-10-09T01:17:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/?p=84159"},"modified":"2024-10-09T08:19:17","modified_gmt":"2024-10-09T01:19:17","slug":"funny-story-the-grandparents-returned-to-yesterday-again","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/funny-story-the-grandparents-returned-to-yesterday-again\/","title":{"rendered":"Funny story: The grandparents returned to &ldquo;yesterday&rdquo; again"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>They made a decision, one day to make it,..<strong> \u201cyesterday once more\u201d.\n<p>They made a date on the riverbank they used to go when they were young.\n</p><p>The next day, Grandpa got up 6 a.m in the morning, dashed to the bank, picked up a big bunch of wild flowers before sunrise, waited there for his sweetheart to come.\n</p><p>But grandpa ended in disappointment grandma never showed up even after sunset.\n</p><p>Grandpa went home in such anger.\n</p><p><img loading='\"lazy\"' decoding='\"async\"' class='\"alignnone' size-full wp-image-163639 src="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/timelesslife.info%5C/wp-content%5C/uploads%5C/2024%5C/09%5C/i26qpaxZhVC28XRTJWafQS-3.jpeg%5C%22" sizes='\"auto,' srcset='\"https:\/\/timelesslife.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/i26qpaxZhVC28XRTJWafQS-3.jpeg' https: alt='\"\"' width='\"800\"' height='\"770\"' data-adbro-processed='\"true\"' title='\"\"'>\n</p><div id='\"adbro\"' class='\"adbro-animated' adbro-md>\n<p>&nbsp;\n</p><div>\n<p>&nbsp;\n\n</p><p>He opened the door, seeing grandma lying on the sofa with her pillow.\n</p><p>He threw the flowers on the floor and questioned:\n</p><p><strong>\u201cWhy didn\u2019t you come to our date?\u201d\n<p>Grandma hid her head in the pillow and replied shyly:\n</p><p><strong>\u201cMom didn\u2019t allow me to go\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>They made a decision, one day to make it,.. \u201cyesterday once more\u201d. They made a date on the riverbank they used to go when they were young. The next day, Grandpa got up 6 a.m in the morning, dashed to the bank, picked up a big bunch of wild flowers before sunrise, waited there for &hellip;\n","protected":false},"author":30,"featured_media":84160,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-84159","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/84159","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/30"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=84159"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/84159\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":84163,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/84159\/revisions\/84163"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/84160"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=84159"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=84159"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=84159"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></p></strong></p></div></div></strong></p>