{"id":84186,"date":"2024-10-09T08:52:16","date_gmt":"2024-10-09T01:52:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/?p=84186"},"modified":"2024-10-09T08:54:24","modified_gmt":"2024-10-09T01:54:24","slug":"a-teacher-asks-little-johnny-if-he-knows-his-numbers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/a-teacher-asks-little-johnny-if-he-knows-his-numbers\/","title":{"rendered":"A Teacher Asks Little Johnny If He Knows His Numbers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A teacher asks little Johnny if he knows his numbers\n</p><p>\u201cYes,\u201d he says.\n</p><div class='\"code-block' code-block-13>\n<div class='\"ad-wrapper-sticky\"'>\n<div class='\"box-wrapper-sticky\"'>\n<div class='\"pw_passback\"'>\n<div id='\"15545_pb_4\"' class='\"adsbypocpoc\"' data-width='\"336\"' data-height='\"280\"' data-ad-slot='\"pw1-15545\"' data-id='\"15545_pb_4\"' data-used='\"true\"' data-mode='\"fixed\"'>\n<div class='\"display_ad_place\"' data-ad-system='\"ob\"' data-width='\"336\"' data-height='\"280\"' data-used='\"true\"' data-ad-status='\"unfilled\"'>\n\n\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cMy dad taught me.\u201d\n</p><p>\u201cCan you tell me what comes after three?\u201d\n</p><p>\u201cFour\u201d\n</p><p>\u201cWhat comes after six?\u201d\n</p><p>\u201cSeven\u201d\n</p><p>\u201cVery good,\u201d says the teacher. \u201cYour father did a very fine job.\n</p><p>What comes after ten?\u201d\n</p><p>\u201cA jack,\u201d answers Little Johnny.\n</p><p><img loading='\"lazy\"' decoding='\"async\"' class='\"alignnone' size-full wp-image-9768 td-animation-stack-type0-2 src="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/timelesslife.info%5C/wp-content%5C/uploads%5C/2020%5C/09%5C/flight.png%5C%22" sizes='\"auto,' srcset='\"https:\/\/timelesslife.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/flight.png' https: alt='\"\"' width='\"1200\"' height='\"628\"' data-adbro-processed='\"true\"' title='\"\"'>\n</p><p>Shortly after a British Airways flight had reached its cruising altitude, the captain announced:\n</p><p>\u201cLadies and Gentlemen, this is your captain. Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from London Heathrow to New York. The weather ahead is good, so we should have a smooth uneventful flight. So, sit back, relax, and\u2026 OH\u2026 MY GOD!\u201d\n</p><p>Silence followed\u2026 complete silence!\n</p><p>Some moments later, the captain came back on the intercom.\n</p><p>\u201cLadies and Gentlemen, I\u2019m sorry if I scared you. While I was talking to you, a flight attendant accidentally spilled coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my trousers!\u201d\n</p><p>From the back of the plane, an Irish passenger yelled\u2026\n</p><p>\u201cFor the luvva Jaysus\u2026 you should see the back of mine!\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"</p><p>A teacher asks little Johnny if he knows his numbers \u201cYes,\u201d he says. \u201cMy dad taught me.\u201d \u201cCan you tell me what comes after three?\u201d \u201cFour\u201d \u201cWhat comes after six?\u201d \u201cSeven\u201d \u201cVery good,\u201d says the teacher. \u201cYour father did a very fine job. What comes after ten?\u201d \u201cA jack,\u201d answers Little Johnny. Shortly after a &hellip;\n","protected":false},"author":30,"featured_media":84189,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1183],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-84186","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/84186","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/30"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=84186"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/84186\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":84190,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/84186\/revisions\/84190"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/84189"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=84186"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=84186"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=84186"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></div></div></div></div></div></div>