{"id":84242,"date":"2024-10-09T10:34:35","date_gmt":"2024-10-09T03:34:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/?p=84242"},"modified":"2024-10-09T10:43:08","modified_gmt":"2024-10-09T03:43:08","slug":"a-couple-was-celebrating-their-60-anniversary","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/a-couple-was-celebrating-their-60-anniversary\/","title":{"rendered":"A Couple Was Celebrating Their 60 Anniversary"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='\"the-post' s-post-modern>\n<article id='\"post-65131\"' class='\"post-65131' post type-post status-publish format-standard has-post-thumbnail category-jokes tag-joke>\n<div class='\"post-content-wrap' has-share-float>\n<div class='\"post-share-float' share-float-b spc-social-colors spc-social-colored>\n<div class='\"inner\"'>An elderly couple was celebrating their sixtieth anniversary.\n\n<div class='\"post-content' cf entry-content content-spacious>\n<p>The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighbourhood after they retired.\n</p><p>Holding hands, they walked back to their old school.\n</p><p>It was not locked, so they entered, and found the old desk they\u2019d shared, where Jerry had carved \u201c<strong>I love you, Sally\u201d.\n<p>On their way back home, a bag of money fell out of an armoured car, practically landing at their feet.\n</p><p>Sally quickly picked it up and, not sure what to do with it, they took it home.\n</p><p>There, she counted the money \u2013 fifty thousand dollars!\n</p><p><a class='\"image-link' media-ratio ratio-is-custom title='\"A' couple was celebrating their anniversary. href="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/i0.wp.com%5C/lindi.info%5C/wp-content%5C/uploads%5C/2024%5C/01%5C/thumb-web-joke-1.png?fit=1200%2C628&amp;ssl=1%5C%22" target='\"_blank\"' rel='\"noopener\"'><img loading='\"lazy\"' decoding='\"async\"' class='\"attachment-bunyad-main' size-bunyad-main no-lazy skip-lazy wp-post-image title='\"A' couple was celebrating their anniversary. src="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/i0.wp.com%5C/lindi.info%5C/wp-content%5C/uploads%5C/2024%5C/01%5C/thumb-web-joke-1.png?fit=791%2C414&amp;ssl=1%5C%22" sizes='\"auto,' srcset='\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lindi.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/thumb-web-joke-1.png?w=1200&amp;ssl=1' https: alt='\"\"' width='\"791\"' height='\"396\"'>\n<p>Jerry said,\u00a0<strong>\u201cWe\u2019ve got to give it back\u201d.\n<p>Sally said,\u00a0<strong>\u201cFinders keepers\u201d. She put the money back in the bag and hid it in their attic.\n<p>The next day, two police officers were canvassing the neighbourhood looking for the money and knocked on their door.\n</p><p><strong>\u201cPardon me, did either of you find a bag that fell out of an armoured car yesterday?\u201d\n<p>Sally said,\u00a0<strong>\u201cNo\u201d.\n<p>Jerry said,\u00a0<strong>\u201cShe\u2019s lying. She hid it up in the attic\u201d.\n<p>Sally said,\u00a0<strong>\u201cDon\u2019t believe him, he\u2019s getting senile\u201d\n<p>The agents turned to Jerry and began to question him.\n</p><p>One said:\u00a0<strong>\u201cTell us the story from the beginning.\u201d\n<p>Jerry said,\u00a0<strong>\u201cWell, when Sally and I were walking home from school yesterday.\u201d\n<p>The first police officer turned to his partner and said,\u00a0<strong>\u201cWe\u2019re outta here!\u201d\n\n\n\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An elderly couple was celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighbourhood after they retired. Holding hands, they walked back to their old school. It was not locked, so they entered, and found the old desk they\u2019d shared, where Jerry had carved \u201cI love &hellip;\n","protected":false},"author":30,"featured_media":84245,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[642,657],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-84242","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-moral-story","category-love-and-relationships"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/84242","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/30"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=84242"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/84242\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":84246,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/84242\/revisions\/84246"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/84245"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=84242"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=84242"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=84242"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></p></strong></p></strong></p></strong></p></strong></p></strong></p></strong></p></strong></p></strong></p></a></p></strong></p></div></div></div></div></article></div>