{"id":84497,"date":"2024-10-10T14:01:22","date_gmt":"2024-10-10T07:01:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/?p=84497"},"modified":"2024-10-10T14:01:22","modified_gmt":"2024-10-10T07:01:22","slug":"the-great-freeway-phone-caper","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/the-great-freeway-phone-caper\/","title":{"rendered":"The Great Freeway Phone Caper\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It was a sunny Saturday, and I was cruising down the freeway with my wife. Music was blasting, and everything felt perfect\u2014until it didn\u2019t. Suddenly, I remembered I needed to check something on my phone.\n</p><p><img loading='\"lazy\"' decoding='\"async\"' class='\"aligncenter' size-full wp-image-93480 src="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/i0.wp.com%5C/lindi.info%5C/wp-content%5C/uploads%5C/2024%5C/10%5C/hand-me-my-phone.jpg?resize=750%2C805&amp;ssl=1%5C%22" sizes='\"auto,' srcset='\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lindi.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/hand-me-my-phone.jpg?w=750&amp;ssl=1' https: alt='\"\"' width='\"750\"' height='\"805\"' data-recalc-dims='\"1\"' title='\"\"'>\n</p><div id='\"quads-ad65618\"' class='\"quads-location' quads-ad65618 data-lazydelay='\"3000\"'>\n<div class='\"hb-ad-inarticle\"'>\n<div class='\"hb-ad-inner\"'>\n<div id='\"hbagency_space_130439\"' class='\"hbagency_cls\"'>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cWhy are you pulling over?\u201d my wife asked, confused.\n</p><p>\u201cHand me my phone!\u201d I replied, my voice filled with urgency.\n</p><p>\u201cWe\u2019re on the freeway!\u201d she exclaimed, wide-eyed.\n</p><p>\u201cHand. Me. My. PHONE!\u201d I insisted, feeling a sense of impending doom if I didn\u2019t check it immediately.\n</p><div id='\"quads-ad65624\"' class='\"quads-location' quads-ad65624 data-lazydelay='\"3000\"'>\n<div class='\"hb-ad-inpage\"'>\n<div class='\"hb-ad-inner\"'>\n<div class='\"hbagency_cls' hbagency_space_110818>\n\n\n\n<p>She glanced at the cars whizzing by and sighed. \u201cOkay, but this is a terrible idea!\u201d\n</p><p>As I pulled over to the shoulder, I fumbled for my phone, ready to check my social media updates. But just then, a squirrel dashed across the road, causing a car to swerve wildly.\n</p><p>\u201cSee? This is exactly why we don\u2019t pull over on the freeway!\u201d my wife said, shaking her head.\n</p><p>I finally got my phone in hand and turned to her with a sheepish grin. \u201cYou know, I didn\u2019t even remember what I needed to check. I just wanted an excuse to stop and grab a snack!\u201d\n</p><p>She rolled her eyes. \u201cYou mean to tell me we could\u2019ve just waited until the next exit for a snack?\u201d\n</p><p>\u201cYep!\u201d I chuckled. \u201cBut at least we have a good story now, right?\u201d\n</p><p>Moral of the Story: Sometimes, it\u2019s better to be patient and think things through before making a rash decision. And never underestimate the power of a good snack break\u2014just make sure it\u2019s safe!\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"</p><p>It was a sunny Saturday, and I was cruising down the freeway with my wife. Music was blasting, and everything felt perfect\u2014until it didn\u2019t. Suddenly, I remembered I needed to check something on my phone. \u201cWhy are you pulling over?\u201d my wife asked, confused. \u201cHand me my phone!\u201d I replied, my voice filled with urgency. &hellip;\n","protected":false},"author":30,"featured_media":84498,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[676,1183],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-84497","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jokes","category-funny"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/84497","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/30"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=84497"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/84497\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":84500,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/84497\/revisions\/84500"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/84498"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=84497"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=84497"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=84497"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div>