{"id":85092,"date":"2024-10-14T13:32:56","date_gmt":"2024-10-14T06:32:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/?p=85092"},"modified":"2024-10-14T13:32:56","modified_gmt":"2024-10-14T06:32:56","slug":"92-yr-olds-hilarious-reaction-to-a-teenagers-crazy-hair-will-leave-you-in-stitches","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/92-yr-olds-hilarious-reaction-to-a-teenagers-crazy-hair-will-leave-you-in-stitches\/","title":{"rendered":"92-yr-old\u2019s hilarious reaction to a teenager\u2019s crazy hair will leave you in stitches"},"content":{"rendered":"

The wisdom the elderly people gain throughout the years is unmatched. Their life experience has taught them many things, and that should be a number one reason we should never mess with them.\n

The following joke falls into the category of \u201cold, but gold,\u201d because it has been around for a very long time and yet it manages to make us laugh every time we stumble upon it.\n

It involves a 92-year-old dad who visits the mall together with his son when the two come across a teenager with a wild, wild hairstyle\u2026\n

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Read it below.\n

\u201dI took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 92). We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time.\u201d\n

When the teenager had had enough, he sarcastically asked, \u201cWhat\u2019s the matter, old man, never done anything wild in your life?\u201d\n

Knowing my dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response, knowing he would have a good one. In classic style, he did not bat an eye in his response.\n

Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock , I was just wondering if you were my son!\n

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The wisdom the elderly people gain throughout the years is unmatched. Their life experience has taught them many things, and that should be a number one reason we should never mess with them. The following joke falls into the category of \u201cold, but gold,\u201d because it has been around for a very long time and …\n","protected":false},"author":30,"featured_media":85093,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1183,676],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-85092","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/85092","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/30"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=85092"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/85092\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":85095,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/85092\/revisions\/85095"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/85093"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=85092"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=85092"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=85092"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}