{"id":85133,"date":"2024-10-14T15:15:07","date_gmt":"2024-10-14T08:15:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/?p=85133"},"modified":"2024-10-14T15:15:07","modified_gmt":"2024-10-14T08:15:07","slug":"a-man-boards-a-plane-with-six-children","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/a-man-boards-a-plane-with-six-children\/","title":{"rendered":"A man boards a plane with six children."},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='\""GoogleActiveViewInnerContainer"id="avic_CKbc1dS2jYkDFS2NWgUdo2023Q"style="left:0px;top:0px;width:100%;height:100%;position:fixed;pointer-events:none;z-index:-9999;"\"'>\n<p>A man boards a plane with six children.\n</p><p>After they get settled in their seats, a woman sitting across the aisle leans over to him and asks,\n</p><p>Are all of those children yours?\u201d\n</p><p>He replies,\n</p><p>\u201cNo. I work for a condom company.These are customer complaints.\u201d\n</p><h1><strong>A young woman walks into a bar\n<p><img loading='\"lazy\"' decoding='\"async\"' class='\"alignnone' size-full wp-image-162033 src="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/timelesslife.info%5C/wp-content%5C/uploads%5C/2024%5C/09%5C/No%CC%A3%CC%82i-dung-doa%CC%A3n-va%CC%86n-ba%CC%89n-cu%CC%89a-ba%CC%A3n-16.png%5C%22" sizes='\"auto,' srcset='\"https:\/\/timelesslife.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/No\u0323\u0302i-dung-doa\u0323n-va\u0306n-ba\u0309n-cu\u0309a-ba\u0323n-16.png' https: alt='\"\"' width='\"1080\"' height='\"1350\"' data-adbro-processed='\"true\"' title='\"\"'>\n</p><p>A young woman walks into a bar and sits down next to a man wearing a cowboy hat.\n</p><p><strong>\u201cExcuse me sir but are you a real cowboy?\u201d\n<p>The man says,\u00a0<strong>\u201cWell I have a ranch and horses. I go to rodeos and raise cattle and other livestock, so yes I suppose I\u2019m a real cowboy.\u201d\n<p>The woman says,<strong>\u00a0\u201cWell I think I\u2019m a l*sbian. Women are always on my mind whether I\u2019m working eating driving or whatever its still the same. I cant get women off my mind. Yes I think I\u2019m a lsbian.\u201d\n<p><img loading='\"lazy\"' decoding='\"async\"' class='\"aligncenter\"' src="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/cdn-icons-png.flaticon.com%5C/256%5C/4160%5C/4160714.png%5C%22" alt='\"Emoji' free miscellaneous icons width='\"421\"' height='\"421\"' title='\"\"'>\n</p><p>The young woman gets up and leaves the coffee shop. A short time later a young guy comes in and sits down next to the man and asks him,\n</p><p><strong>\u201cSir are you a real cowboy?\u201d\n<p>To that the man replies,\u00a0<strong>\u201cWell I always thought I was, but just a few minutes ago I found out l\u2019m a I*sbian!\u201d\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A man boards a plane with six children. After they get settled in their seats, a woman sitting across the aisle leans over to him and asks, Are all of those children yours?\u201d He replies, \u201cNo. I work for a condom company.These are customer complaints.\u201d A young woman walks into a bar A young woman &hellip;\n","protected":false},"author":30,"featured_media":85134,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1183,676],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-85133","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/85133","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/30"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=85133"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/85133\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":85135,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/85133\/revisions\/85135"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/85134"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=85133"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=85133"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=85133"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></p></strong></p></strong></p></strong></p></strong></p></strong></h1></div>