1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda.\n
2nd woman: Hi! I’m Lynne. How’d you die?\n
1st woman: I Froze to Death.\n
2nd woman: How Horrible!\n
1st woman: It wasn’t so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?\n
2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.\n
1st woman: So, what happened?\n
2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.\n
1st woman: Too bad you didn’t look in the freezer… we’d both still be alive.\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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