{"id":87096,"date":"2024-10-29T08:48:19","date_gmt":"2024-10-29T01:48:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/?p=87096"},"modified":"2024-10-29T08:48:19","modified_gmt":"2024-10-29T01:48:19","slug":"wife-crashes-car-again-wait-until-you-hear-what-the-cops-said","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wife-crashes-car-again-wait-until-you-hear-what-the-cops-said\/","title":{"rendered":"Wife Crashes Car Again\u2014Wait Until You Hear What the Cops Said!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When the police showed up, she was all fired up, insisting that the guy she hit was being totally reckless.\n</p><p>\u201cHe was on his phone! Can you believe it?!\u201d she exclaimed. \u201cAnd, to make matters worse, he was sitting there, casually sipping on a can of beer!\u201d\n</p><p>The officer, trying his best to hold back a smile, took a deep breath, looked her dead in the eye, and said,\n</p><p>\u201cMa\u2019am\u2026 he can do whatever he wants\u2026 in his own living room.\u201d\n</p><p><img loading='\"lazy\"' decoding='\"async\"' class='\"alignnone' size-full wp-image-174842 td-animation-stack-type0-2 src="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/timelesslife.info%5C/wp-content%5C/uploads%5C/2024%5C/10%5C/464666946_122103190814585615_4470974874323421461_n.jpg%5C%22" alt='\"\"' width='\"564\"' height='\"800\"' data-adbro-processed='\"true\"' title='\"\"'>\n</p><div class='\"code-block' code-block-2>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When the police showed up, she was all fired up, insisting that the guy she hit was being totally reckless. \u201cHe was on his phone! Can you believe it?!\u201d she exclaimed. \u201cAnd, to make matters worse, he was sitting there, casually sipping on a can of beer!\u201d The officer, trying his best to hold back &hellip;\n","protected":false},"author":30,"featured_media":87100,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1183,676],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-87096","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/87096","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/30"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=87096"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/87096\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":87101,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/87096\/revisions\/87101"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/87100"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=87096"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=87096"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=87096"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></div>