After a long night of making love, the guy notices a photo of another man on the woman\u2019s nightstand by the bed. He begins to worry.\n
\u201cIs this your husband?\u201d he nervously asks.\n
\u201cNo, silly,\u201d she replies, snuggling up to him.\n
\u201cYour boyfriend, then?\u201d he continues.\n
\u201cNo, not at all,\u201d she says, nibbling away at his ear.\n
\u201cIs it your dad or your brother?\u201d he inquires, hoping to be reassured.\n
\u201cNo, no, no! You are so hot when you\u2019re jealous!\u201d she answers.\n
\u201cWell, who in the hell is he, then?\u201d he demands.\n
She whispers in his ear: \u201cThat\u2019s me before the surgery.\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
After a long night of making love, the guy notices a photo of another man on the woman\u2019s nightstand by the bed. He begins to worry. \u201cIs this your husband?\u201d he nervously asks. \u201cNo, silly,\u201d she replies, snuggling up to him. \u201cYour boyfriend, then?\u201d he continues. \u201cNo, not at all,\u201d she says, nibbling away at …\n","protected":false},"author":29,"featured_media":87098,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[676,1183],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-87097","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jokes","category-funny"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/87097","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/29"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=87097"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/87097\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":87099,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/87097\/revisions\/87099"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/87098"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=87097"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=87097"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=87097"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}