{"id":87222,"date":"2024-10-29T15:41:59","date_gmt":"2024-10-29T08:41:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/?p=87222"},"modified":"2024-10-29T15:41:59","modified_gmt":"2024-10-29T08:41:59","slug":"this-is-why-you-should-never-take-your-wife-to-the-state-fair","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/this-is-why-you-should-never-take-your-wife-to-the-state-fair\/","title":{"rendered":"This Is Why You Should Never Take Your Wife To The State Fair"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This is why you should never take your wife to the state fair \u2013 LOL\n</p><p>My wife and I went to the state fair and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls.\n</p><p>We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said, \u201cTHIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR.\u201d My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs, smiled and said, \u201cHe mated 50 times last year.\u201d\n</p><p>We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said, \u201cTHIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR.\u201d My wife gave me a healthy jab and said, \u201cWOW! That\u2019s more than twice a week! You could learn a lot from him.\u201d\n</p><p>We walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, \u201cTHIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR.\u201d My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and said, \u201cThat\u2019s once a day. You could REALLY learn something from this one.\u201d\n</p><p>I looked at her and said, \u201cGo over and ask him if it was with the same old cow.\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"</p><p>This is why you should never take your wife to the state fair \u2013 LOL My wife and I went to the state fair and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said, \u201cTHIS BULL MATED &hellip;\n","protected":false},"author":29,"featured_media":87224,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1183,676],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-87222","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funny","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/87222","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/29"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=87222"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/87222\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":87225,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/87222\/revisions\/87225"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/87224"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=87222"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=87222"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=87222"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p>