{"id":87665,"date":"2024-11-01T09:03:16","date_gmt":"2024-11-01T02:03:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/?p=87665"},"modified":"2024-11-01T09:05:27","modified_gmt":"2024-11-01T02:05:27","slug":"patients-fear-of-needles-leads-to-hilarious-dental-solution","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/patients-fear-of-needles-leads-to-hilarious-dental-solution\/","title":{"rendered":"\u201cPatient\u2019s Fear of Needles Leads to Hilarious Dental Solution!\u201d"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='\"td-post-header' td-pb-padding-side>\n<header data-added-before='\"true\"'>\n<div class='\"meta-info\"'>The female dentist pulls out a numbing needle to give the man a shot.\n\n\n<div class='\"td-post-content' td-pb-padding-side>\n<p>\u201cNo way! No needles! I hate needles!\u201d says the patient.\n</p><p>The dentist starts to hook up the nitrous oxide, and the man objects.\n</p><p>\u201cNo way! I can\u2019t do the gas thing. The thought of having a mask on suffocates me!\u201d\n</p><p><img loading='\"lazy\"' decoding='\"async\"' class='\"alignnone' size-full wp-image-175668 src="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/timelesslife.info%5C/wp-content%5C/uploads%5C/2024%5C/11%5C/465013979_122105503586585615_5116784784811531253_n.jpg%5C%22" alt='\"\"' width='\"510\"' height='\"600\"' data-adbro-processed='\"true\"' title='\"\"'>\n</p><p>The dentist then asks the patient if he has any objection to taking a pill. \u201cNo objection at all,\u201d the patient says.\n</p><p>\u201cI\u2019m fine with pills.\n</p><p>\u201d The dentist then returns and says, \u201cHere\u2019s a Viagra.\u201d\n</p><p>The patient says, \u201cWow! I didn\u2019t know Viagra worked as a pain killer!\u201d\n</p><p>\u201cIt doesn\u2019t,\u201d said the dentist, \u201cbut it\u2019s going to give you something to hold on to when I pull your tooth.\u201d\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"</p><p>The female dentist pulls out a numbing needle to give the man a shot. \u201cNo way! No needles! I hate needles!\u201d says the patient. The dentist starts to hook up the nitrous oxide, and the man objects. \u201cNo way! I can\u2019t do the gas thing. The thought of having a mask on suffocates me!\u201d The &hellip;\n","protected":false},"author":30,"featured_media":87669,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[676,1183],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-87665","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jokes","category-funny"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/87665","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/30"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=87665"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/87665\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":87668,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/87665\/revisions\/87668"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/87669"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=87665"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=87665"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=87665"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></div></div></header></div>