{"id":87753,"date":"2024-11-01T16:31:31","date_gmt":"2024-11-01T09:31:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/?p=87753"},"modified":"2024-11-01T16:31:31","modified_gmt":"2024-11-01T09:31:31","slug":"t-g-i-f-gone-wrong-a-hilarious-elevator-encounter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/t-g-i-f-gone-wrong-a-hilarious-elevator-encounter\/","title":{"rendered":"T-G-I-F Gone Wrong: A Hilarious Elevator Encounter"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When he entered, there was a blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright, \u201cT-G-I-F.\u201d\n</p><div class='\"code-block' code-block-4>\n<div id='\"M935071ScriptRootC1603212_14fef\"'>\n<div id='\"AdskeeperComposite1603212_14fef\"'>\n<div>\n<div class='\"mgbox' card-media>\n<div class='\"mgheader\"'>\n<p>He smiled at her and replied, \u201cS-H-I-T.\u201d\n</p><p>She looked puzzled and repeated, \u201cT-G-I-F,\u201d more slowly.\n</p><p><img loading='\"lazy\"' decoding='\"async\"' class='\"aligncenter' size-full wp-image-87754 src="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/echowoven.com%5C/wp-content%5C/uploads%5C/2024%5C/11%5C/465008318_122103093542590861_7184282149231057379_n.jpg%5C%22" alt='\"\"' width='\"1080\"' height='\"1080\"' title='\"\"' srcset='\"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/465008318_122103093542590861_7184282149231057379_n.jpg' https: sizes='\"auto,'>\n</p><p>He again answered, \u201cS-H-I-T.\u201d\n</p><p>The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile, and said as sweetly as possible, \u201cT-G-I-F.\u201d\n</p><p>The man smiled back at her and once again, \u201cS-H-I-T.\u201d\n</p><p>The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain. \u201c\u2018T-G-I-F\u2019 means \u2018Thank God, It\u2019s Friday!\u2019 Get it, duuhhh?\u201d\n</p><p>The man answered, \u201cS-H-I-T means \u2018Sorry, Honey, It\u2019s Thursday\u2019\u2014duuhhh.\u201d\n\n\n\n\n\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"</p><p>When he entered, there was a blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright, \u201cT-G-I-F.\u201d He smiled at her and replied, \u201cS-H-I-T.\u201d She looked puzzled and repeated, \u201cT-G-I-F,\u201d more slowly. He again answered, \u201cS-H-I-T.\u201d The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile, and said as sweetly as possible, &hellip;\n","protected":false},"author":30,"featured_media":87754,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[670],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-87753","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/87753","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/30"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=87753"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/87753\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":87756,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/87753\/revisions\/87756"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/87754"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=87753"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=87753"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=87753"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></div></div></div></div></div></div>