{"id":89886,"date":"2024-12-12T17:22:27","date_gmt":"2024-12-12T10:22:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/?p=89886"},"modified":"2024-12-17T09:32:06","modified_gmt":"2024-12-17T02:32:06","slug":"a-wife-with-7th-sense","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/a-wife-with-7th-sense\/","title":{"rendered":"A Wife With 7th Sense.."},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='\"td-post-content' td-pb-padding-side>\n<p><img loading='\"lazy\"' decoding='\"async\"' class='\"alignnone' size-full wp-image-89887 src="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/echowoven.com%5C/wp-content%5C/uploads%5C/2024%5C/12%5C/444785165_865070605645502_6956870678845267478_n.jpg%5C%22" alt='\"\"' width='\"735\"' height='\"919\"' title='\"\"' srcset='\"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/444785165_865070605645502_6956870678845267478_n.jpg' https: sizes='\"auto,'>\n</p><p><span style='\"font-size:'>A man phones his wife and asks her:\n<div class='\"code-block' code-block-13>\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>\u201cHoney I\u2019ve been asked to go fishing in China with my boss for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get the promotion. So could you please pack enough clothes for a week, set out my rod &amp; fishing box. We\u2019re leaving from office &amp; I\u2019ll swing by the house to pick my things. Oh, Please pack my new blue silk pyjamas!\u201d\n<div class='\"code-block' code-block-1>\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The wife noticed that there\u2019s something fishy in her husband\u2019s story but since she was a good wife she listened to her husband and did exactly as he told her.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>After a week the husband returned home, looking a bit tired but happy to have done a good job.\n<div class='\"code-block' code-block-9>\n<div data-cptid='\"1539520_timelesslife.info_300x250_Carpet\"'>\n<div id='\"1539520_timelesslife.info_300x250_Carpet\"' data-gninstavoid='\"\"' data-google-query-id='\"CJ6TjL2Sr4YDFT5rDwIdOF0OEg\"'>\n<div id='\"google_ads_iframe_\/424536528,272163899\/1539520_timelesslife.info_300x250_Carpet_0__container__\"'>\n\n\n\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The wife immediately started asking about the weekend, how it was, if he\u2019d caught any fish and so on.\n<div class='\"code-block' code-block-8>\n<p>&nbsp;\n</p><div>\n<p>&nbsp;\n\n</p><p><span style='\"font-size:'>The husband said: \u201cYes, Lots of Salmon, Blue gill &amp; a few Swordfish. But why didn\u2019t you pack my blue silk pyjamas?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>To which the wife responded: \u201cI did\u2026..They\u2019re in your fishing box\u201d.\n<div class='\"code-block' code-block-2>\n<div class='\"code-block' code-block-11>\n\n<footer>\n<div class='\"td-post-source-tags' td-pb-padding-side>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A man phones his wife and asks her: \u201cHoney I\u2019ve been asked to go fishing in China with my boss for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get the promotion. So could you please pack enough clothes for a week, set out my rod &amp; fishing box. We\u2019re leaving from office &hellip;\n","protected":false},"author":31,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-89886","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/89886","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/31"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=89886"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/89886\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":89889,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/89886\/revisions\/89889"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=89886"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=89886"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/echowoven.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=89886"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></div></footer></div></div></span></p></span></p></div></div></span></p></div></div></div></div></span></p></span></p></div></span></p></div></span></p></div>